𝒲𝓇ℯ𝓎 ⋆.˚ ☾ .⭒˚ {RP}

𝑆𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑤𝑜𝑙𝑣𝑒𝑠 𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑟 𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑𝑠. | Wrey Huntington OC| Parody #RP acct. | MC 25+ | MV/MS | #CallaHunt | WT: #HauteWolf

[𝒲𝓇ℯ𝓎 ⋆.˚ ☾ .⭒˚ {RP} @Wrey24were]

✧:･.☽˚｡･ﾟ✧:･.: :･ﾟ✧:･.☽˚｡･ﾟ✧

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[Flip (SH) @detectiveflip_]

𝔸𝕝𝕨𝕒𝕪𝕤 𝕨𝕒𝕥𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘.

[𝒲𝓇ℯ𝓎 ⋆.˚ ☾ .⭒˚ {RP} @Wrey24were]

My fiancé is hot. 🥵

That’s it. That’s the post.

[Flip (SH) @detectiveflip_]

@Wrey24were

[𝒲𝓇ℯ𝓎 ⋆.˚ ☾ .⭒˚ {RP} @Wrey24were]

@detectiveflip_ 🧿🧿

🥵

Never mind. I’ll do it myself.

*Strips with wolfish speed.*

🧍🏻‍♀️

[Flip (SH) @detectiveflip_]

The woman who makes my life meaningful…

@Wrey24were | #CallaHunt 🥀🐺

[𝒲𝓇ℯ𝓎 ⋆.˚ ☾ .⭒˚ {RP} @Wrey24were]

@detectiveflip_ 𝑌𝑜𝑢 take it off.

[𝒲𝓇ℯ𝓎 ⋆.˚ ☾ .⭒˚ {RP} @Wrey24were]

@detectiveflip_ 🧍🏻‍♀️

I love you, too.

ᴰᶦᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ʳᵉᵐᵉᵐᵇᵉʳ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵘˢᵗᵃʳᵈ?

[𝒲𝓇ℯ𝓎 ⋆.˚ ☾ .⭒˚ {RP} @Wrey24were]

Maybe just a little sip. . .

[𝒲𝓇ℯ𝓎 ⋆.˚ ☾ .⭒˚ {RP} @Wrey24were]

*Notices the magazine is upside down. Fixes it, then gives it a few more pats making sure it sticks to his skin.*

Well, I like a one-woman, kind of man.

[𝕂𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐧 @KevinGlobes]

Me? Held against my will? Sure you can say that . . .

[𝒲𝓇ℯ𝓎 ⋆.˚ ☾ .⭒˚ {RP} @Wrey24were]

Fit check.

[𝒲𝓇ℯ𝓎 ⋆.˚ ☾ .⭒˚ {RP} @Wrey24were]

@RLPunkRock 🧿🧿

What’s your idea of Princess treatment?

[𝒲𝓇ℯ𝓎 ⋆.˚ ☾ .⭒˚ {RP} @Wrey24were]

Good question.

Let me think.

Okay. Got it.

*Counts on fingers.*

Buying lots of corndogs & Dr Pepper. Stocking up on Cadbury eggs during the spring, fluffy kittens, making sure there’s plenty of AC when she takes a nap, cute tiny purses. . .

*Takes a deep breath to continue.*

[𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙔 𝘾𝙊𝙊𝙇 @RLPunkRock]

What does princess treatment entail?

[𝒲𝓇ℯ𝓎 ⋆.˚ ☾ .⭒˚ {RP} @Wrey24were]

*Now she thinks he’s from Mars.*

Take me to your mothership, E.T.

[𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙔 𝘾𝙊𝙊𝙇 @RLPunkRock]

Oddly captivated by her gaze.

"They do say men are from Mars."

[𝒲𝓇ℯ𝓎 ⋆.˚ ☾ .⭒˚ {RP} @Wrey24were]

*Eyes him suspiciously.*

So I was suppose you were bound and held against your will under said gaggle of women . . .

[𝕂𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐧 @KevinGlobes]

For the record, I don’t enjoy being buried under a “gaggle” of women either. Most of them are exhausting.

[𝒲𝓇ℯ𝓎 ⋆.˚ ☾ .⭒˚ {RP} @Wrey24were]

PSA: don’t pick a princess if you can’t provide princess treatment.

[𝒲𝓇ℯ𝓎 ⋆.˚ ☾ .⭒˚ {RP} @Wrey24were]

Eww. Bleh.

*Rolls her eyes.*

Please. . . I prefer a man who’s not buried under a gaggle of women.

[𝕂𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐧 @KevinGlobes]

*He glances down at the magazine pressed against his chest, then back at her.*

Could’ve sworn you found exactly what you were looking for.

*Giving her the smile he knows she can’t resist*

[𝒲𝓇ℯ𝓎 ⋆.˚ ☾ .⭒˚ {RP} @Wrey24were]

Are 𝑦𝑜𝑢 an alien?

[𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙔 𝘾𝙊𝙊𝙇 @RLPunkRock]

His blue eyes meet her piercing blue eyes.

"Aliens."

[𝒲𝓇ℯ𝓎 ⋆.˚ ☾ .⭒˚ {RP} @Wrey24were]

*Stares deeply into his eyes as if trying to figure him out.*

So what do you believe in? Ghosts? Fairies? Higher beings?

[𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙔 𝘾𝙊𝙊𝙇 @RLPunkRock]

Takes note of her nostrils flaring just a bit. Did she smell him?

"Uh— No. They are bed time stories."

[𝒲𝓇ℯ𝓎 ⋆.˚ ☾ .⭒˚ {RP} @Wrey24were]

@detectiveflip_ *Slow gasps.*

𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤 I really wasn’t gonna take a sip because of the. . .

*Narrows her eyes as she sits down the drink.*

You’re just being plain mean.

[𝒲𝓇ℯ𝓎 ⋆.˚ ☾ .⭒˚ {RP} @Wrey24were]

*Without a word, she opens the magazine and presses it against his bare chest.*

You can have it.

*She pats the printed pages to his chest for extra good measure.*

I looked through the whole thing, and you weren’t in it anyway.

[𝕂𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐧 @KevinGlobes]

Funny, out of everything I said, that’s the part you focused on?

*Looks down at himself.*

Can’t imagine why.

[𝒲𝓇ℯ𝓎 ⋆.˚ ☾ .⭒˚ {RP} @Wrey24were]

*Startles.*

AHH‼️

*Turns in a flash.*

Where did you come from? AND WHERE IS YOUR SHIRT??! 👉🏻

[𝕂𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐧 @KevinGlobes]

Buried under all the women on my yacht.

Took me a while to find my way out.