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cartoon style hammer smacking me in the head

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yes i’m going to work in a full black suit and tie, but in my heart i am sweating my ass off in a DIY emo mosh pit.

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I did ketamine with Johnny Hopkins…. it was Johnny Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering, and they were in the Spybar bathroom, snorting that shit up every day.

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all i need is a 3.5 of gg#4 from my junior year of highschool, a pair of purple bapestas, and a peach tea. my personal equivalent to infinity stones

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I’m gonna have a better Saturday then everyone on this planet because I’m better than everyone

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@casualchanfan89 realized i was really high the other night and thought you said joe budden

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@casualchanfan89 lowkey?

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little devil on my shoulder telling me to vape on the train ride to work

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*guy training me at new job* yea so this is how I do it, it’s totally wrong and the managers gonna yell at you if he sees you, but yea that’s how I do it. Okay now i’m gonna go talk to my co worker right infront of you and pretend you don’t exist while you look like a weirdo

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giving my sisters boyfriend a ride back to the city and playing death grips the entire drive so he doesn’t try to connect with me

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life would be so much better if i could call in air strikes. obama really had it made…

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@casualchanfan89 says the guy living in milford … 🧐

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tomato soup and hard boiled eggs oh boy oh boy ring the dinner bell

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fell asleep otw to chicago listening to midwest emo. woke up in Gary and felt like i was Muslim waking up in the middle of Mecca

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if you’re a big bumper sticker person i don’t think you should be allowed to vote or have children. let them die out.

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strangest part about using reels is seeing all the now cancelled celebrities I followed in highschool liking and commenting on stuff. yes instagram, im so glad that i know ameer van liked this car crash video, and oh look, there’s mikey alfred complaining in the comments again…

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i love fake weed stores in states where it’s not legal

yes im a fully grown adult man and I shop at WE ROLL CBD and Mr. Greens Cloud Dream Delta 8 Emporium

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just got the entire exit row to myself. please disregard the previous two tweets. they were made in anger, now i see the light 🙏✝️

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yes please walk slower infront of me, i love going at a leisurely pace, i am most definitely not thinking horrendous things about you right now 😁

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flight delayed three hours so i’m mentally judging every single person in this terminal rn. why are you wearing neon green shoes? no one in your life told you those jeans don’t fit? something about your nose is off…

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2026 new year’s resolution i’m bringing back the drake clapping gif