Michelle Irwin 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺 🇳🇿 🎃

Purveyor of words; creator of worlds; destroyer of feels. She/her.
#Author #AmWriting

[Michelle Irwin 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺 🇳🇿 🎃 @WriteOnShell]

@LinkNeal listening to #earbiscuits & I've got to say you should be more worried about retractable lead injuries than a car accident. I used to love the idea of puppy freedom until I was told and looked it up. Those things can cause some real harm to people and puppies.

[Michelle Irwin 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺 🇳🇿 🎃 @WriteOnShell]

@Farrantula @lukewestaway listening to the latest Mom can't cook ep with the mention of Grease as the typical 50s/rocker aesthetic and the having nothing to do with bowling. I offer you Grease 2, which is heavily bowling-themed & includes this scene/song https://t.co/0N4qH8a2FL

[Michelle Irwin 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺 🇳🇿 🎃 @WriteOnShell]

@amimeor @17tshirt @minniesmissy @nbcsnl Someone who thinks it's fine to sleep with subordinates and have affairs, I'd be worried if I was that writer's wife.

[Michelle Irwin 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺 🇳🇿 🎃 @WriteOnShell]

@ZambieLat @linagato @KeithHabs @milesbon @becksmecks @korndiddy Or said friend is A-OK with frat boys being frat boys and sleeping with subordinates.

[Michelle Irwin 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺 🇳🇿 🎃 @WriteOnShell]

@morganslegit @Bang_Channnie That's so fucked and gross! Guess we know the "Yale friends at SNL" are A-OK with cheating. Anyone checked on the one with the newborn to see what he's been up to?

[Michelle Irwin 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺 🇳🇿 🎃 @WriteOnShell]

@johnneh Years ago, I would've been so damn excited for this game. I flew from Australia to London to watch the Cursed Child with my equally HP obsessed daughter. But now? I just can't support anything HP.

[Michelle Irwin 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺 🇳🇿 🎃 @WriteOnShell]

@Squirrel_n_Tree @icklenellierose Yeah we already have right wing nutters here in Australia celebrating that maybe "we can do it too". It's why I watched us politics so hard since 2016. They want to be the world leaders and celebrate being #1 then deny that their politics are a global issue.

[Michelle Irwin 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺 🇳🇿 🎃 @WriteOnShell]

My near-death experience was crashing in the hospital due to internal bleeding and while the world closed in to a tiny tunnel the refrains of Gary Jules "Mad World" ran through my head. Particularly the line "the dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had" #earbiscuits

[Michelle Irwin 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺 🇳🇿 🎃 @WriteOnShell]

Listening to the last #earbiscuits discussion about songs that went over your head as a child and it reminded me of the many years I was convinced that Paradise by the Dashboard Lights was genuinely about baseball 🤣

[Michelle Irwin 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺 🇳🇿 🎃 @WriteOnShell]

@AoifeLockhart I struggled hard with infertility & couldn't adopt because the process is ridiculous here. I still 100% stand by a woman's right to choose (and to have the care they need available in the circumstance that it's not the choice they would make)

[Michelle Irwin 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺 🇳🇿 🎃 @WriteOnShell]

@Jenny_Trout I wouldn't have backed out of a house purchase at 18 because of family worries about us not lasting - the same house has gone up at least 500% since then. Instead we got lumped with a house that went into an underwater mortgage almost immediately.

[The Chiefs @ChiefsESC]

To celebrate our new alliance (ok, last time, we promise!)

How about we give away an insane new build from the @CompAllianceAus team? 🎉

That makes up for the puns, right? 😂

Enter now: https://t.co/kXupb0Nhli

[Michelle Irwin 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺 🇳🇿 🎃 @WriteOnShell]

Saw this and my first thought was of @lukewestaway. No idea why😂

[Michelle Irwin 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺 🇳🇿 🎃 @WriteOnShell]

@icklenellierose I cackled while watching but I needed more. Gonna need to do a full re-watch and re-listen to the podcast. One of the few things I regularly return to these days.

[Michelle Irwin 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺 🇳🇿 🎃 @WriteOnShell]

@ThatsDruidic @agumon_shiny I can hear that image 🤣🤣 "The eyes don't work!" You don't f with the birds in Australia, we learned that with the Emu Wars

[Michelle Irwin 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺 🇳🇿 🎃 @WriteOnShell]

@icklenellierose "See Australia" *looks around Australia pretty damn satisfied with our current situation* some people want so badly to be oppressed they'll believe any lie.

[Michelle Irwin 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺 🇳🇿 🎃 @WriteOnShell]

@rhettmc There ain't no hate like Christian love.

[Michelle Irwin 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺 🇳🇿 🎃 @WriteOnShell]

@gabbysway2 The whole series felt like it was an eff you to the white supremacists who took to Twitter after end game. And I think that's awesome! I always have to laugh at people complaining a comic book company is on the side of social justice - as if 90% of their stories aren't allegories

[Michelle Irwin 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺 🇳🇿 🎃 @WriteOnShell]

@KubeWhelan Welcome to the start of the addiction 🤣 I'm on 3 and already have another 2 or 3 partially planned (although considering trying to combine those ideas into a half sleeve).

[Michelle Irwin 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺 🇳🇿 🎃 @WriteOnShell]

Hey @KubeWhelan and @joindicebreaker you've probably seen these a hundred times by now but jic you haven't - I saw this post and thought of you guys 🤣 https://t.co/TnVUrd9luJ