Psychotic Bumblings

a decidedly myopic rehashing of the not so obvious... Seinfeld should have thought of it... if you follow me, I'll follow you back... but not in a creepy way

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@alispagnola except if you're in NY where the crypto options are limited because of BS regulation #leavenewyork

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@BillAckman @NYCMayor @Bitcoin the (supposed) financial capital of the world and it's residents are restricted from trading on most crypto platforms. #leavenewyorrk

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Apple deleted my data. The data is not recoverable and they told me “we can’t put a price on your data” and they they put a price on my and told me how much my data was worth. #AppleWatch #iphone12 #apple #leavingthewalledgarden

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I just learned how to classify images using @IBMWatson in the #Coursera course by @polonglin and @aklson_DS ...apparently there is a 59% probability that my bike is a farm machine. #mongoose #oldschool #bmxbike

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@marcgoddard_uk It’s tough to say if it was stopped too soon. If it had gone on longer, Colby could’ve been hurt more seriously. Hats off to @marcgoddard_uk for putting a fighter’s safety first.

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@DebraMessing @EricMcCormack Nice backpedal. You've alienated half of your audience who love the projects you've attached yourself to. I hope everyone you're affiliated with is content with half the money they were expecting.

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@DebraMessing Where were these demonstrators when Obama was president?

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@EricMcCormack @THR Thanks for helping me to make the decision regarding whose shows to avoid. You've alienated half of your audience. I hope everyone attached to you can live on half the money they expected.

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@hfcfrick @MangoTheCat @hadleywickham Why does it have to go to this place? Say something positive...just sayin...

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@arminbojku $290 a week is $1256 per month, not $1160! They are not four weeks in a month, there are 4.33 weeks in a month. First off, learn how to do math properly. Secondly, you’re not supposed to live on the minimum-wage. It is meant to be a starting point. Learn a skill or get a degree.

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MS in Business Analytics #stern2018

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@SatoshiRevolt @rogerkver @JudithJakubovic this is stretching the truth a bit, don't you think? research facts before you spread them blindly...not a fan of RV but not a fan of this either

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I’m taking Away to London and Shanghai via @away

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When your coffee table book costs more than your coffee table...at least they have the regular and the plus size. https://t.co/PaZCHL7nvX

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A poorly done recall on a faulty tranny cost me $4000; Honda botched my case; 24 unreturned phone calls. #disappointment #dontbuy #honda

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It would suck to be the thermostat at the three bears house. One always too hot, one always too cold, and one just right. #goldilocks #NEST

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Just left court: a Halloween speeding ticket where I was verbally assaulted & cursed at by 4 State Troopers #copssuck #chatham #newyork

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Death is a formal affair. I didn't wear a suit in life, why dress me up when I die? Bury me in khakis and an untucked shirt. #casualdeath

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In a public restroom, I don't want to see who's coming out of the stall. It's like meeting the chef who cooks your dinner. #imtouchinurfud

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There's no I in team but there in an M and an E....just sayin'