C. Jay Cox

Livin' the Hollywood dream!

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Best thing about the #NBC commercials during the #Olympics was the reassurance that there’s no need to watch #NBC until the next #Olympics

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#Olympic Why not men’s balance beam? Oh yeah, that’s why. #brokemygooch

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#FlorenceFosterJenkins is my new #SpiritAnimal

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If a Latina waitress asks me if I want hot sauce I'll say yes even if I don't just so she'll like me #WhitePeopleProblems

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We support #Trump but oppose all his words and actions — We also thought there’s an #Olympicgoldmedal in moral gymnastics.

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98% Fewer Turds!!! -- the entirety of the Los Angeles bid for the #Olympics

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It’s great that at the #democratic convention the cameras don’t have to search for black people, because they’re #potus and #flotus

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At least #MichelleObama Has A Fallback After Leaving #TheWhiteHouse She's Already A Speech Writer For #Trump

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Wanted for Republican national convention: minority speakers who will say racist things so the white people don't have to.

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"I will create many unique and varied people, then damn most of them to hell, because I apparently don't know what I'm doing" — God

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You know you're from@#LosAngeles when you're shocked to find that this place just sells... Herbs!?

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How many photos got discarded as "full on child molester" before #Time settled for merely creepy? #Likeableenough

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It's probably un-PC but when male waiters call me "buddy" it warms my heart the same as when waitresses call me "sweetie."

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Clothes say a lot about a person. Mine usually say "just walked away from a catastrophic car accident."

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#MitchMcConnell has become the #KimDavis of the Senate. #DoYourJob

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I usually admire celebrities who champion social causes until I see that #GwynethPaltrow is involved - then #EYEROLL

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Looking forward to #OfKingsAndProphets showing me how the bible was written by blue-eyed white people.

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Nothing is funnier than a German clown.

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When plants dream they have nightmares of salad.

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I almost ran over a woman because I hated her obnoxious hipster hat. I really shouldn't let myself get #tooHungry.