Alexandra Vaxxxed 💁🏻‍♀️ Haughton

Loves pink, sparkles, & happily ever afters. A serious writer with a not-so-serious tweetstream. She/her 💖

[Alexandra Vaxxxed 💁🏻‍♀️ Haughton @WriterAHaughton]

The Year I Stayed Home: how my decision to be single and childless so I could travel and be freeeeeee backfired.
#TheLexiHaughtonStory

[Alexandra Vaxxxed 💁🏻‍♀️ Haughton @WriterAHaughton]

Y’all, looks like I’m coming out of social media retirement to do nothing else but say this: be excellent to each other. 💖

[Alexandra Vaxxxed 💁🏻‍♀️ Haughton @WriterAHaughton]

Don’t forget:

✅ plane ticket to Mexico
✅ reservations at the Ritz
✅ no shame

[Senator Ted Cruz @SenTedCruz]

It is better to be over prepared than underprepared for winter weather.

Things to have on hand as the winter weather approaches:

✅ Extra warm clothes & blankets
✅ Portable lights and extra batteries
✅ First-aid kit
✅ Extra nonperishable food and water for family and pets

[Alexandra Vaxxxed 💁🏻‍♀️ Haughton @WriterAHaughton]

@cjlemire they say two thousand zero zero party over oops out of time

[Alexandra Vaxxxed 💁🏻‍♀️ Haughton @WriterAHaughton]

This is fine. Everything’s fine.

Experts say derelict SpaceX rocket on collision course with moon - The Guardian https://t.co/xqMTE0IxK6

[Alexandra Vaxxxed 💁🏻‍♀️ Haughton @WriterAHaughton]

For my morning tweeps… two tweets for ya.

[Alexandra Vaxxxed 💁🏻‍♀️ Haughton @WriterAHaughton]

Are any of my followers in the medical field? I ordered a box of individually wrapped medium/large N95 masks from project95 when we were in the thick of Covid care here at Haughton House. But they don’t fit me properly. I thought I had a normal head but these are SO TIGHT.

[Alexandra Vaxxxed 💁🏻‍♀️ Haughton @WriterAHaughton]

I’d love to send some to Twitter friends who are nurses or EMTs or nursing home staff or docs. Email me if your head isn’t giant like mine apparently is and you’d like me to send some your way. contact at alexandrahaughton dot com. 😷❤️

[Alexandra Vaxxxed 💁🏻‍♀️ Haughton @WriterAHaughton]

Are any of my followers in the medical field? I ordered a box of individually wrapped medium/large N95 masks from project95 when we were in the thick of Covid care here at Haughton House. But they don’t fit me properly. I thought I had a normal head but these are SO TIGHT.

[Alexandra Vaxxxed 💁🏻‍♀️ Haughton @WriterAHaughton]

Oh la la!

[Alexandra Vaxxxed 💁🏻‍♀️ Haughton @WriterAHaughton]

@_AJCousins And less than a tenth of those are les cinques, non? ;)

[Alexandra Vaxxxed 💁🏻‍♀️ Haughton @WriterAHaughton]

@_AJCousins Zoe York tweeted about Lewdle today and it is as glorious as your might suspect. I’m doing Le Mot because of you. 😘

[Alexandra Vaxxxed 💁🏻‍♀️ Haughton @WriterAHaughton]

@AuthorEmmaBarry Cara Cara season is my favorite season.

[Alexandra Vaxxxed 💁🏻‍♀️ Haughton @WriterAHaughton]

The best Christmas gift I got this year was a SodaStream. My word, endless fresh fizzy water without the guilt of single use packaging is sublime.

[Alexandra Vaxxxed 💁🏻‍♀️ Haughton @WriterAHaughton]

@ZoeYorkWrites Wow! I didn’t know there was such a thing. Five gold stars for meeeeee.

[Alexandra Vaxxxed 💁🏻‍♀️ Haughton @WriterAHaughton]

@Jodie_Griffin @cjlemire That too.

[Alexandra Vaxxxed 💁🏻‍♀️ Haughton @WriterAHaughton]

I won the first French wordle I attempted. I should…probably quit while I’m ahead.

[Alexandra Vaxxxed 💁🏻‍♀️ Haughton @WriterAHaughton]

@EKingstonBooks Sounds like the one good thing to come from this time, frankly.

[Alexandra Vaxxxed 💁🏻‍♀️ Haughton @WriterAHaughton]

@Jodie_Griffin @cjlemire Helllllllllooooooooo! Reporting for sparkly duty!

[Alexandra Vaxxxed 💁🏻‍♀️ Haughton @WriterAHaughton]

@piperhuguley Stop thinking. Start buying. I’m sooo in love. It doesn’t have to plug in. (At least the one I got doesn’t.) And maybe buying and returning the cartridges is just as bad as buying packs and packs and packs of fizzy water in cans, but I like to think it’s better.

[Alexandra Vaxxxed 💁🏻‍♀️ Haughton @WriterAHaughton]

I have so many “recipes” I’ve developed, but honestly a splash of lime juice is divine. And, pro-tip: keep the glass bottle in the fridge even if it’s empty.

[Alexandra Vaxxxed 💁🏻‍♀️ Haughton @WriterAHaughton]

This isn’t sponsored (but hey @SodaStreamUSA hit me uppppp). This is the one Mom got me and I adore the glass vessels—I’m constantly amazed that they keep the water fizzy hours later! https://t.co/tVMnNKCEID