Christopher Shiple

Twenty years ago I rolled the dice and moved to LA to write sitcoms (like "Rules of Engagement"). Three kids later, I'm back in the Midwest and crafting yarns.

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My new book is available now on Amazon!
https://t.co/ct54EfFdL7

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Michigan now has a satellite campus in Ryan Day's head

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Looks like America chooses the vindictive sex offender again

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Thought my daughter had Olympic Fever, but it's just regular Covid

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personal pronouns: US/HER

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Nobody treats Chuck Norris to dinner because it is impossible to take out Chuck Norris.
#chucknorrisjokes

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Airborne Toxic Event is playing Chicago on September 9, but I'm hoping they can change the date to September 8. Can anyone help me with that?
@Airborne_Toxic

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My new book is available now on Amazon:
https://t.co/iUlYyI1Ogf

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Sum 41 just announced their break-up.

In related news, apparently until recently Sum 41 was still a band.

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My short story "Bergamot and the Extremely Hostile Takeover" is being published in a local literary journal!

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I just saw something indescribable:

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I forwarded the contents of my spam folder to the FAA last night, let me know if anything happens.

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"50 is the new 40" is inaccurate.

Chronologically speaking, 50 is the old 40.

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Just spilled some club soda. Anyone know how to get out the stain?

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How do you know that a person is in Mensa?
They tell you.

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My daughter told me that her butt crack sometimes collects long hairs that shed from her head down her back. And that this is a thing for long-haired people.

The world is an amazing place.

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It's fun how whenever I find a pimple or a clogged pore now my brain starts screaming "Monkeypox!!!!"

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Time to get off your phone and poop old school. With a book.

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If you already bought one, be sure to grab a copy for your friend, because then they will have one. And then you can talk about it! Or not. The important part is the buying.

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@DonkySoggy I'm gonna need you to be more specific, there was a lot of potato shenanigans in my youth.