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I used to be a great fiction writer, but I don't use my checkbook much anymore.

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@SteveSchmidtSES @ItsDeanBlundell If that happens, I'll believe in God.

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@racingblogger The eggs look like they've been cooked in a non-stick pan. They need to be cooked in fat. The bacon looks under-cooked. The mushrooms look tinned instead of fresh. The tomato needs to be fried so it looks a little charred. No American hash browns. Add some Branston beans.

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@ariellesophia @elonmusk They do not have any legal authority to fire you.

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@StephMillerShow @KamalaHarris Aw, now you've spoiled the surprise.

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@OhNoSheTwitnt Ha ha, good one :)

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@StephMillerShow @JoeBiden @POTUS @VP Wasn't there supposed to be another debate in September?
How bout now? I hope to see @VP demolish trump.

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@hakeemjeffries The voters support Biden. You should too!

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@KellyHowell2000 @fromthebunkerjr @StephMillerShow @RadioGuyChris Are you a @StephMillerShow fan?

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@bobcesca_go Songbird

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@fromthebunkerjr Thanks for getting me addicted to this game, Jody. Also, I love your Mom. 😊

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"The @ImCarolBurnett of it all!"

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@pupshaw1479 @fromthebunkerjr It's OK, Felix. I actually thought it was really funny. 😄

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@RateMySausage In America, you can order everything you need from JollyPosh.

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@bbceastenders Blimey! Well done!

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@RandyRainbow Well, it's the thought that counts.

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@fromthebunkerjr Merry Christmas to you, Jody! Also, I love yer Mom. :)

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@CharlesPPierce Par for the course.
I'm new to soccer, but when the goalie hits the ball and it goes behind the goal line, isn't that an own goal?

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@StephMillerShow @TheRealTBone @AIDSHealthcare @fromthebunkerjr It looks like they're trying to make Cecily jealous. I miss Trevor, but I'm so glad Eve is there every day now. <3

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@guardian Tyranny!