😜🤪Shannonigans🤪😜

I'm not a comedian but I play one on Twitter. Shenanigans. Because life is more fun when you're up to something. Current fat kid former hottie. Complete weirdo.

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I was once described as odd and that's the best compliment I've ever received.

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@steveg523 Things have been going well, hope you are well!

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@steveg523 Um great how are you

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Drunk jamming to 90s tunes this life is goooooood.

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@RoyalCityRauco1 Thank you!

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#IFeelMyAgeTheMost at ALL times.

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@RoyalCityRauco1 Thank you!

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#IFeelMyAgeTheMost listening to the radio with my kids on car trips. What the hell happened to music?

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#IFeelMyAgeTheMost when I have a work child.

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#IFeelMyAgeTheMost when a kid called The Offspring classic music.

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#IFeelMyAgeTheMost when I have to scroll to get to my birth year while filling out online forms. Not liking how long I have to scroll.

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#IFeelMyAgeTheMost when I say, "back in my day..."

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#IFeelMyAgeTheMost in my back... Shoulders...Hips...

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

We either learn from McRib, or we’re doomed to repeat McRib.

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I'm naming my mattress Muhammed Ali because I feel like I've gone ten rounds with him.

I need to invest in a new mattress this one beats me up.

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I've had such shit luck in life but I make one hell of a lemonade.

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I asked my five year old what he wanted for Christmas so I can start my shopping and not be one of those last minute shoppers. He said he wanted Santa Claus. The whole ass person.

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I've been seeing people posting about leaving Twitter because of Elon Musk and that he will turn it in to a cesspool. *waves arms at booty eating tweets* why y'all acting like y'all have standards now?

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

I want to see an iPhone commercial that’s just like “this new camera is incredible. You can take the most breathtaking dick pics”

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Still not a millionaire....WTF.