Colin Writes

Writer 💻. Alumni of Creative Writing MA at University of Winchester & Faber Academy. Creative. Salford Irish. Former spin doctor. Keep 🐓🐓& 🦆🦆. Paint 👨‍🎨

[Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy]

That’s not what was written on the bus… 👀

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@Moonshineb64 These people are crazy. Well done for challenging it. It’s dangerous. 👏

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If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need: Cicero

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In the Instagram age, you actually can judge a book by its cover | Publishing | The Guardian https://t.co/JeYJDm08Cw

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@beingvarious @Stephen0Re1lly @FaberBooks Well done. My mum was incendiary bombed out of her family home in the Manchester Christmas Blitz of December 1940 and then evacuated to a remote part of The Lake District at eight years old. And we think we’ve got it tough.

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@weetabix @HeinzUK I prefer cassoulet with chocolate sauce on mine 🤢🤮

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Life eh? One minute you’re singing Bowie’s anthem of the Glam Rock generation All The Young Dudes - “don’t wanna stay alive when you’re twenty five” - and the next you’re humming The Beatles ‘When I’m Sixty Four’. 😐

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Hello again @TwitterUK . It’s now a month since you banned me @capbyrne for calling Trump a c*** - as long as he’s been banned for being the biggest c*** in the world. Is this what nerdy hipsters think is a joke? Your site says appeals take up to 7 days. I’ve appealed twice.....

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@s_lawton_books @TwitterUK @capbyrne @Twitter There are literally thousands on Twitter using the same language or worse. Strange that they didn’t ban him for openly praising white supremacists The Proud Boys 🤔

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Oi @TwitterUK I have now been banned @capbyrne for calling Trump a c*** as long as he’s been banned from @Twitter for inciting a deadly riot and undermining the US constitution. Have appealed twice and written to your head of legal twice. In what world is that proportionate? 😡

[Sarah Lawton @s_lawton_books]

@WritesColin @TwitterUK @capbyrne @Twitter Also what’s the hell with some words being so offensive they cause a ban? My friend got banned for using it as well about Matt Hancock (not even tagging him!!) Ridiculous it’s only swearing, not INCITING DEADLY RIOTS.

[Colin Writes @WritesColin]

Ok @TwitterUK it’s 10 days since you suspended me @capbyrne . Trump was banned for causing a deadly riot, me for calling him a c***. Not because of his colour, race, gender or age as you allege but because he’s a lying, racist, sexist asshole. I’ve appealed twice. Get a grip

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@TheMarijaMaher Wait til they start telling you to F off and swearing into each other’s live microphones.

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@TheMarijaMaher @Jaq100 I did two x hour long dog walks with various hyper teen boys today to fill in for games. Dogs happy, me knackered. Boys still rioted. 😳

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@jounwin They don’t like dog scent. I get mine to wee around my chicken enclosure.

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@LauraPAuthor Microsoft Migraine.

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Hello @TwitterUK . I have now been banned from @Twitter since Friday for using an expletive in my disgust at Trump’s incitement to riot to his right wing terrorist supporters. People died. You only barred him for 12 hours initially. Waiting for you to explain. Hate Trump? Pls R/T

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4th day of my ban @capbyrne from @TwitterUK @Twitter for calling Trump a c**t for inciting a riot that led to danger & death. For doing so Trump was originally banned for about 12 hours. OLD WHITE RACIST, SEXIST, DISABLEIST , LIEING RICH GUYS ARE NOT A PROTECTED GROUP TWITTER! 🤬

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@TheMarijaMaher @Twitter @TwitterSupport Thanks. 🤙