TJ 🍀

[TJ 🍀 @WritesTj]

Who would win in a fight

[Bill Mitchell @mitchellvii]

Crude goes up and gas prices jump immediately. Crude fell to a $70 barrel and gas prices barely budged.

It's all a scam folks.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you finally start making some good money but the cost of living goes up 5x

[rae @raewolff_]

imagine how much the economy would be stimulated if rent went back to $500/month

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

You know what really bugs me these days? We can't own anything. Everything is a subscription service, like literally everything. You can't buy Microsoft Office, you have to purchase a subscription for a year. You literally have to pay for everything FOREVER. Isn't anyone else bothered by this?

[i2cjak @i2cjak]

electrical engineer here! This will only be used for peaceful purposes, such as killing insects or exploding next to a person’s head

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Congress thinks $83 an hour isn’t enough for them…
but $7.25 an hour is enough for you.
That’s not public service. That’s class warfare.

[Vic Vaiana @vicvaiana]

All this in just 4 years.

Remember when they insisted it was impossible to build green infrastructure quickly enough

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Artificial intelligences do not undergo experiences, do not possess a body, do not feel joy or pain, do not mature through relationships, and do not know from within what love, work, friendship or responsibility mean. Nor do they have a moral conscience, since they do not judge good and evil, grasp the ultimate meaning of situations, or bear responsibility for consequences. They may imitate or even simulate, but they do not understand what they produce, for they lack the affective, relational, and spiritual perspective through which human beings grow in wisdom. #MagnificaHumanitas

[Marshal Bohemond ⚔️⛨ | Space Crusader Vtuber @HMBohemond]

Destiny was at it's best when the aliens were unrelatable monsters and the Darkness was an eldritch cosmic force with no face of it's own. "The aliens are good actually" and the Witness existing is what killed the lore.

[FarWestFox🦊🤠 @FarWestFox1]

My message to Bungie after all the news.

[Bekay @kinpatsukenshi]

The most visible remnants of the Finno-Korean hyperwar are the so-called "Carolina Bays", massive orbital macrocannon craters distributed along the east coast of what is now the United States, thought to originate from the dozens of full scale amphibious landings attempted there.

[Akunjee 🖋 @mohammedakunjee]

‘Do you know how hard you have to abuse a mammal for them not to have children?’ (re humanbeings)

[turbomander @turbomander]

the other day I overheard my apprentice ask, can a wizard borrow a spell slot? and my first thought wasn’t “oh my god, he’s calling himself a wizard”, it was now how is a wizard gonna borrow a slot - wizard, is you gonna give it back?

[Bark @barkmeta]

waking up for work at 6am so the government can spend $2M on crab legs with my taxes

[eliz @eliza___v]

how it feels spending more than $10 on anything

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

I don’t know what any of that means

[TJ 🍀 @WritesTj]

Everyone in that ai dunkin donuts commercial should be executed