Writing D.C.M.

Husband, father, English major, stay at home dad, free-spirit.

[Writing D.C.M. @WritingDCM]

So was X a placeholder for the crossroads Twitter and Musk had that ended in a brutal self culling and realignment of humanity and her goals and dreams

[Writing D.C.M. @WritingDCM]

I’m kinda worried I have 195 followers here what’re y’all doin here still?! Anyone out there?

[Writing D.C.M. @WritingDCM]

Hmm. Not very echo chambery here either

[Writing D.C.M. @WritingDCM]

*yells* HELL-O-O-O-O

[Writing D.C.M. @WritingDCM]

think of it like Monsters Inc but the end scene where you have to go through hick trailers and mountain villages. we are all unique and diverse in our own way

[Writing D.C.M. @WritingDCM]

If you are trying to convince someone of something, try to find common ground before making the attempt.

If you go straight to the thing you disagree with most or whatever you are trying to convince someone of, you’ll never discover the door that leads to understanding.

[Joey Swoll @TheJoeySwoll]

I covered this video a few months ago. Joanna is an incredible, sweet young woman who likes to make videos to share her weight loss journey. She is over 30 lbs down and doing great! As far as “no one wants to see that”, apparently they do since 22 million watched her video and 6 million hit the like button! Maybe that man should mind his own business! Great job Joanna keep it up! 💪🏽

[Writing D.C.M. @WritingDCM]

@thescottbarber Trudeau: “we’re not a state, Don. That’s… not how this works. That’s not how any of this works.”

Trump: “we’ll call it Trumpada. Like Prada.”

Trudeau: “my god”

[Writing D.C.M. @WritingDCM]

Smoky the bear but for climate change. Nelly the bear. “It’s Getting Hot In Hurr, so turn your ignition off”

[Writing D.C.M. @WritingDCM]

Oh yeah it’s quiet here. It’s like the quiet place. Spooky

[Writing D.C.M. @WritingDCM]

It’s fun that Musk created an AI algorithm who is confused and calls itself Grok for some reason. grok want an apple? grok want to undermine democracy? Grok want to tell us how to come together to heal the nation and prevent civil war and the death of America as we know it?

[Writing D.C.M. @WritingDCM]

I don’t wanna be a transphobe or anything not that the owner sure af is but yet he has two transgender children, one a human and one a sentient, AI algorithm who is confused and calls itself Grok for some reason. grok want an apple? grok want to undermine democracy?

[Writing D.C.M. @WritingDCM]

It’s not Twitter it’s X yeah ok no problem. I respect your preferences. I know change can be difficult and sometimes I’m here for you. #yougotthis

[Writing D.C.M. @WritingDCM]

Motherfuckers scared of pronouns meanwhile y’all go by X/Xi yeah that’s a China dig too Musk we all know you’re bought and sold. At least get a good deal for us all. You can pick the 51st state. Only restriction is we don’t go to war to acquire it.

[Writing D.C.M. @WritingDCM]

My posts are my thoughts. My thoughts are like deer caught in the headlights. Problem is, the headlights are above me, not in front of me. What does that mean?

[Writing D.C.M. @WritingDCM]

I’d call myself Desert Survivor.

[Writing D.C.M. @WritingDCM]

My superpower would be me being able to spontaneously grow limbs to take any damage that I could then surgically remove, leaving me intact but scarred, physically and mentally. What would yours be?

[Writing D.C.M. @WritingDCM]

Sorry ceases. I love you. You know I do. But it’s for the bit. You too Romans. Though less so.
*Romans: glare angrily, gluttonly
*’Ceases’ ceases to appreciate seesus, ceasing ‘Ceases’ bit unceaseingly

[Writing D.C.M. @WritingDCM]

seesus is what Jesus would have said to the Romus elites. #Jesus #never#ceases #to #amazus #me

[Writing D.C.M. @WritingDCM]

Transgender women are women. #TWAW Like “T, waow!”

[Writing D.C.M. @WritingDCM]

Transgender women either come with the full package, or the *knowledge* of the full package. They are a catch either way!

***this joke affirms and supports all transgender women (even Caitlyn Jenner, for her superior nose muscles. #TWAW That is all.***