Karl Davis

Writer. Technical Author. Copywriter. Voice Talent. Lover of Hull KR, Hats & Full Stops. Collector of Job Titles. Often mistaken. Never wrong.
#ItsOkNotToBeOk

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UPDATE: B&Q helpdesk seemingly as incompetent as the design staff...

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@bandq_help Paid almost TWO GRAND to discover YOUR staff at #Hull Ferry Lane store failed to process order correctly, & refused to honour original quote. Your customer care is ATROCIOUS! We now have to pay ANOTHER £340 simply to get the work we originally asked for completed!

[Karl Davis @WritingDriver]

@bandq_help Paid almost TWO GRAND to discover YOUR staff at #Hull Ferry Lane store failed to process order correctly, & refused to honour original quote. Your customer care is ATROCIOUS! We now have to pay ANOTHER £340 simply to get the work we originally asked for completed!

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@LBC @DavidLammy I spent new years supplying power stations and rescuing a broken down freight train! When you're a Train Driver, social distancing is part of the contract! Happy New Year

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@LBC in other news, the discovery of an ancient mammal death pit has been compared to the Conservatives. One is a gathering of outdated prehistoric fossils, bereft of wisdom, use, or positive function, and the other is a pit full of mammoth remains...

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#stitch #tiktok #americansvsbrit #4thjuly #independenceday https://t.co/HHz58t4ojm

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Vernon Ferryclicker on his new venture...

#comedycrowd #comedy #instagiggles #skit #comediansofinstagram #lockdownlaughs #republicofkarl #jokes #dating #redordead https://t.co/Kf3aNLHic5

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/pEwVJYbUui

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@NaomisLitPix Still so much faster in terns of turnaround than a large number of your peers! (And i dont meqn thqt qs critical of them!)

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Just posted a video https://t.co/YBZhUeubv2

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#stitch #history #Britain #ireland #fyp #viral @ Scunthorpe https://t.co/bLIc484KEY

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Vernon Ferryclicker went shopping tha knozz...

#comedycrowd #comedy #instagiggles #skit #comediansofinstagram #lockdownlaughs #republicofkarl @ Doncaster https://t.co/eKXc2BXGIX

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#BookyWook helps me to finish #plotting my #novel...

#amwriting #writing #Comedy #viral #writersofinstagram #authorsofinstagram #republicofkarl @ Doncaster https://t.co/vmvxZMnHPF

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Booky-wook helps me over the finish line...

https://t.co/Fpn4VCvzCw
#amwriting #writing #Novel #plotting #manuscript #author #funny #tiktokauthor

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Booky-wook explains Lit-Rich-Yor

#literature #Author #amwriting #writing #Comedy #viral #writersofinstagram @ Doncaster https://t.co/jSUWjTOTnL

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@oldspeak1 There's Bitchfield near Grantham

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@NaomisLitPix *concise direction 🙄

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@NaomisLitPix Awesome tips, thanks! Coincide direction like this is always good for tailoring submissions for the better! 😊

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@Elwick70 Ah, platform 4 timez....

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@DawnHFoster Sat travelling on a train from Goole to Hull when a woman boards the train, sits diagonally across from me, takes off her shoes and socks, paints her toenails an awful shade of yellow, then covers her feet in what looked like Ronseal.

I still cling to the hope it was fake tan.

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@NaomisLitPix You deserve the right to out-Colbert Colbert! Enjoy it!

Will it increase the likelihood of my being agented if I follow Stephen's lead and wear mascara? #notproud #GuyLinerDecorationInExchangeForRepresentation