Ted

Not actually Ted, but most call me Ted.

Scored 8 on The Blacklist.

Goalkeeper's Union member

[Ted @WritingTed]

I got married today

[Pinewood Studios @PinewoodStudios]

Celebrating her extraordinary career across cinema and theatre we were joined by close friends and family of Dame Maggie Smith, including her two sons Toby Stephens and Christopher Larkin, to officially unveil The Maggie Smith Stage at Shepperton Studios #Shepperton95

[Ted @WritingTed]

Who the fuck is Harry?
Such plastic patriots and bigots can't even get the name of the person they're angry about right

[WeGotitBack 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🇺🇸 @NotFarLeftAtAll]

❤️

[Ted @WritingTed]

@ZiaYusufUK Exploitative ghoul.

Absolute gutter politics

[Ted @WritingTed]

If there's an Isle of Man TT film that doesn't have a death in it, I'll call it woke nonsense no matter what else is in it 😅

[Autosport @autosport]

Brad Pitt watching his first Isle Of Man TT 😮

The Hollywood actor is helping to produce a movie about the race 🎬

(via jorgelopezfont, juanbertheau/IG)

[tini @tinistinii]

i don’t give a single fuck about the male loneliness epidemic yall deserve it

[Ted @WritingTed]

I have to go to LA

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

First look at the full-sized Naboo N-1 Starfighter in the Lucas Museum of Narrative Art

(via @nypost)

[Ted @WritingTed]

Incels like men more than gay guys do

[J117 @Doomm11_]

Definitivamente Sony ha muerto.

[Expedition Theme Park @ExpThemePark]

I honestly don't think unless you grew up as a Theme Park fan in the UK you can realise how incredible it is that this is happening and how much it is going to change things for Theme Parks in the UK and fans of them.

[Ted @WritingTed]

Did they put 6 bars of soap in his stomach?

[TaraBull @TaraBull]

Man shows off his new ab implants and look at the definition.

Why spend years grinding in the gym, eating chicken and rice, and still hoping for a six-pack… when you can wake up with one overnight?

[Ted @WritingTed]

@Daniel_Sugarman It's a private company doing it. This'll open bang on time

[Ted @WritingTed]

@SpyHards Either authorise an "old man Bond" with Brosnan, or cast him as M for the next few films

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Former MI6 chief Sir Alex Younger dies aged 62 https://t.co/UkW45MgHNx

[Ted @WritingTed]

Open the schools ffs

[B @Kxng7i]

@LiamBCPFC Nazis wouldn’t do this to their own

[Ted @WritingTed]

The Germans haven't shown up since 2014

[Forestmad 🔴⚪️ @forestmad80]

@heat_ball I think it’s just that German mentality, they usually turn up.

[Ted @WritingTed]

The eyes of a man fed up of listening to thickos I'd say.

[RAW EGG NATIONALIST @Babygravy9]

The absolute state of the British police.

[Ted @WritingTed]

Remove the central contacts from anyone who doesn't prioritise England.

Simple as.

[Test Match Special @bbctms]

Ben Stokes has warned that players could abandon international cricket if England take a hardline stance on the Indian Premier League.

Fast bowler Jofra Archer is missing the first Test against New Zealand at Lord's following his IPL stint and may not be ready to play in the second.

[Ted @WritingTed]

If I throw a brick at a police officer, I'd expect to face the full force of the law

These people he is enticing will cry foul and blame the police rather than the fact they are idiots for doing exactly what this man wants.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

He told Times Radio that disorder in Southampton is “just the beginning” as “large numbers of young white males think the police are prejudiced against them”

[Ted @WritingTed]

@TimRunsHisMouth You wouldn't be locked up for this post, idiot.

[Ted @WritingTed]

The snake's smirk says it all

Vile of the highest order.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 WATCH: Nigel Farage is repeatedly heckled by MPs as he calls on Keir Starmer to end "two-tier policing"

Starmer: "His response has been to appeal for rage. That’s his response to a father who lost his son & asked for this not to happen... it shows exactly who he is"

#PMQs

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Universal has revealed the logo for United Kingdom Resort opening in Bedford in 2031

The Government says it will support the project by investing £1.3bn to upgrade nearby infrastructure