Mary Woodard

Brown University Alumni (BA '18, MAT ‘19). Does not actually want to sue Miku.

[Mary Woodard @WritingWoodard]

Shamelessly going to say if you’re here because of my Miku posts that I’m in the middle of writing a novel about a music competition that uses brainwaves to cause visual hallucinations. It’s about lesbians in love in a near-apocalypse. You can impose Miku and Luka on the protags!

[Mary Woodard @WritingWoodard]

@hi_stephanie @TorturedRepDept ^ Wanting to second this. A big thing adults forget is kids don’t realize the outside impact of their actions. Many kids aren’t doing a negative behavior to “get under our skin”, and communicating in terms of impact instead of punishment does a lot for socioemotional development!

[Mary Woodard @WritingWoodard]

@gomanga Hi! Can you please clarify if pre-orders are over? None of the links are active to buy despite me seeing them live late last night, and the listings are straight up gone from Barnes and Noble and Target.

[Mary Woodard @WritingWoodard]

@daisygrenade can I put this tweet on a shirt (hi, it’s me, the gender neutral hot girl listening to DG)

[Daisy Grenade @daisygrenade]

hot girls (gender neutral) listen to DG

[Mary Woodard @WritingWoodard]

@daisygrenade please tell us that it’s gonna be a midnight EST song drop please I am DYING for this song

[Mary Woodard @WritingWoodard]

@TorturedRepDept Bruh. Maci. Let me just dm you my incredibly hilarious family recipe

[Mary Woodard @WritingWoodard]

@StygiomedusaVN omg thank you! Really excited about this project!

[Mary Woodard @WritingWoodard]

@StygiomedusaVN Hey, are there length requirements/limits on the writing samples? And if we’ve released a free game we created, would including it with a portion of the script be acceptable or are you only looking for written samples?

[Mary Woodard @WritingWoodard]

I kept forgetting to reblog this but now more than ever we need art, and sometimes that art is Chinese Danmei Fashion art, damn it!

soooo anyway this is a really fun project and I cannot WAIT for you all to see what I'm writing this time <3

[Tranquility: MXTX Fashion Zine 🌸 @tranquilityzine]

🌸Tranquility Contributor Lineup🌸

Presenting our show-stopping lineup of designers and press alike! Please give a warm welcome to the incredible creators here to stun you all with their style!

#mxtx #mdzs #TGCF #svsss

[Mary Woodard @WritingWoodard]

Rereading this soon to cope with everything, and you should too, person reading this!

[bethany baptiste @StorySorcery]

i wrote this book about Black witches from DC poisoning politicians with love potions because he won last time. it's an angry, unapologetically Black book about living in a country that hates you.

and fucking shit up as a result. yall should read it because i wrote it for us.

[Mary Woodard @WritingWoodard]

me: I wanna do Noveling November again :) It’s been a few years

work: 🫣

zine I’m in:😰

zines I’ve applied for:😱

novel from four years ago I need to do final edits on: 🔪🔪🔪

me: 😊 this is a totally reasonable dedication of my highly limited free time hahaha!!!

[Mary Woodard @WritingWoodard]

@A_dawg956 I panicked SO HARD but yeah Mario Party does do that to a relationship 😂

[Mary Woodard @WritingWoodard]

@TorturedRepDept my jaw is still on the floor they did a goddamn Matchbox Twenty cover

[Mary Woodard @WritingWoodard]

@daisygrenade Just start dropping the link to “How to Hide a Body” on the hater posts 🤭

[Mary Woodard @WritingWoodard]

It feels very poignant that my Mom finished crocheting Patrick Stump Psyduck (because her phone kept correcting Psyduck to Patrick) the same week we see the return of Bingo Hat Patrick. Thanks for this, WWWY!!! ❤️ #wwwy #falloutboy #patrickstump #wwwy2024

[Mary Woodard @WritingWoodard]

me, a literary arts and education major, at 3am: …Does Patrick Stump realize he was channeling his inner Dickinson when he said “They say the captain goes down with the ship / so when the world ends, will God go down with it?”

[Mary Woodard @WritingWoodard]

Hey was NOBODY going to mention #fobtober???

Anyway here’s my lyrics for the first three days. I’ll start being properly on top of it tomorrow lmao

[Mary Woodard @WritingWoodard]

@JanellePierzina Don’t watch this season of Survivor, it’s starting rough imo — Watch season 46. It was insane from beginning to end with some great characters and a satisfying (if somewhat surprising) finish.

[Mary Woodard @WritingWoodard]

Here’s the new ones I made tonight instead of sleeping :) ❤️

[Mary Woodard @WritingWoodard]

I have 14 @daisygrenade bracelets made to give out at @WWWYFest and more on the way! (I had to order more vowel beads lmaooooo). Keep an eye out for me at their set on Saturday if you want one ❤️