written_off

born in the 80's but a product of the 90's.

[written_off @Written_off]

You miss 100% of the shots you don't make

[written_off @Written_off]

Help?

[written_off @Written_off]

@metraBNSF Do better!!

[written_off @Written_off]

@DanWetzel @CollegeGameDay @ReceDavis @PeteThamel @nit_stu I only see 3 random things

[written_off @Written_off]

@nit_stu Or, if you prefer the Oxford grawlix, *******k**

[written_off @Written_off]

Important thoughts from @nit_stu:

"Mammoths? Great. Woolly Mammoths? Much better, but I’m willing to meet in the middle. Mammoth? Terrible. Despicable. The kind of thing that makes you wish the Salt Lake was still a Salt Ocean so we wouldn’t even have to look at these people."

[written_off @Written_off]

@nit_stu And this, which had me counting the asterisks to confirm my suspicion that he was calling Mark Harlan a ****s*****

"But between this and that **c******* Mark Harlan throwing Craig Smith under the bus"

[written_off @Written_off]

*buys Jeep*

[written_off @Written_off]

@nit_stu Man that’s good but nothing was better than the year I resolved to substitute“the hell I will” instead of “no, thank you”.

[Will @YoungWilliam27]

More like Kirby Smart but his middle name is Not

[written_off @Written_off]

@StuartNMcGrath How many curls do I need to do to get gold bars like that?

[written_off @Written_off]

@YoungWilliam27 @craigbuettell @NateSilver538 BMI has to be top 5 and I’ll die on that hill

[written_off @Written_off]

The other 60.4% use a shard of broken glass to cut the duct tape while a dissident loyal to General Ivan Radeck threatens the President's daughter on HIS plane.

[Richard Roeper @RichardERoeper]

Action Movie Law: 39.6% of hostages who have been tied up with their hands behind their back will manage to break free by untying knots, using a safety pin to unlock handcuffs, knocking their chair over and wriggling free, or head-butting the taunting gunman who gets too close.

[written_off @Written_off]

@YoungWilliam27 i've been thinking about this all day

[written_off @Written_off]

@nit_stu I've been trying to use the word hoss more. Problem is there aren't that many hosses out there and the hosses that are out there have other cool nicknames like "Joe", "Señor Kelly" or "Joseph William Kelly Jr."

[written_off @Written_off]

Our AI overlords have arrived.

[written_off @Written_off]

@nit_stu I hereby endorse the pool party candidate: @nit_stu

[written_off @Written_off]

🎵 🎵 🎵

Take me out to the ballgame,
(BUILD SUBMARINES)
Take me out with the crowd
(BUILD SUBMARINES)
Buy me some peanuts and cracker-
(BUILD SUBMARINES)
I don’t care if I never get back
So let’s build some more of those submarines
If they don’t win we’re in big trouble.

[written_off @Written_off]

This is an important piece of journalism, now more than ever.

https://t.co/T3yUDfxvrE

[written_off @Written_off]

@nit_stu Do flat earthers believe in a flat moon and flat sun? These are the questions that I contemplate in the absence of college basketball.