RETURN THE SLAB!!!

Founder and ruler of the planet Xin-Orlok
Singer||Songwriter||Actor||Manchester United Fan

[RETURN THE SLAB!!! @WrldofReggie]

The problem is that a lot of people today view very normal things as "struggle" or "oppression".

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

The whole “I struggled so you should struggle” mindset is why so many families carry on dysfunctional “curses

[Oxtail Pricing Specialist @simsimmaaz]

You guys know absolutely nothing about the human body. At her size she's not wasting her time at ALL

[Barra Hart @barrahart]

Long live the AES. Long live the Revolution 🌍

[boggart @spursy_boggart]

My preferred spurs lineup tonight

[Yohanan IRNSD @yohananironside]

The internet lowkey fell off, you used to be able to play games on the Cartoon Network website

[Lionel Lingard 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Lionel_Lingard]

Ask a Manchester United fan today if Steven Gerrard is a Liverpool and Premier League legend, and they will say yes.

Ask them if Bruno Fernandes is a Manchester United and Premier League legend, and they will tell you no.

Zola didn't win the league or the UCL with Chelsea, he's still considered a Chelsea legend till today.

Cesc Fabregas didn't win the league or the UCL with Arsenal, Arsenal fans recognize him as their legend.

Fernando Torres is a Liverpool legend despite not winning the league with them.

It is only at Manchester United that we throw our best players under the bus.

But whether you like it or not, Bruno Fernandes is a Manchester United and Premier League legend.

Deal with that.

[Gramps @GrandpaHarris65]

The year I was born is getting a little far back on that fucking scrolly thing...

[RETURN THE SLAB!!! @WrldofReggie]

Una too like nonsense.

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

Igbos built Nollywood but Yorubas have become dominant.

~ Nollywood legend, Francis Duru says

[Bayern Extreme @Bayernextreme01]

The undisputed ballon d’Or favorite, the best striker of this era, the best player in the world.

Harry 𝗘𝗱𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗱 Kane 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿👑

[? @lostsimpsonn]

Day 10 of posting Harry Kane for Ballond’or until he actually wins it
#harrykaneballondor

[? @lostsimpsonn]

In no world last season was Mbappe better than Harry Kane

[Zoom Afrika @zoomafrika1]

The people of Burkina Faso hold great affection for their President, Captain Ibrahim Traore. 😍🙌🏿

[THEE ALFA HOUSE @thee_alfa_house]

"Burkinabe are fortunate in that in the lifetime of the people who were alive during Sankara's time, they're getting a second revolutionist (Ibrahim Traore) who is going back and upholding that legacy of Sankara." - @KhanyisileLt

[Abdulrasaq Mustapha - Geekmaros @geekmaros]

We are getting close

1. Fix the colors
2. Fix the commentary, we don’t need to form accents, let say it like we are

Slowly but surely

[Harry Kane @HKane]

An honour to become the first English player to win Germany’s Footballer of the Year award. A special feeling to receive it at the Allianz in front of our incredible fans.

Great to collect it alongside the gaffer and Giulia Gwinn – congratulations to you both! 🙌🏆

[Scion (PanAfroCore) @ScionofCulture]

One thing I've noticed among some Africans who seem hell-bent on hating anything being done in Burkina Faso is the discussion of democracy.

So many Africans seem to adamantly believe that democracy is the ultimate solution for Africa, when that evidently isn't the case in many African countries.

Burkina Faso is trying something new, and until I hear the Burkinabe people reject this new government approach unanimously, I won't condemn it.

Honestly, it really just feels like some Africans want Burkina Faso to fail, not because they are worried for the Burkinabe people, but because they need it to fail to vindicate their own beliefs in democracy.

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

If you see a catastrophic disaster that has killed countless people and your first reaction is “this is because they didn’t worship MY god,” you are an irredeemable piece of shit

[Dinesh.xn @XnDinesh]

🚨🚨🚨𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Harry Kane is FAVORITE to win the 2026 Ballon d'Or.🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿✨️

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

🤯🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Harry Kane has registered 20+ goal contributions at club level for 13 consecutive seasons...

13/14 — 22 G+A
14/15 — 35 G+A
15/16 — 30 G+A
16/17 — 42 G+A
17/18 — 46 G+A
18/19 — 30 G+A
19/20 — 26 G+A
20/21 — 50 G+A
21/22 — 37 G+A
22/23 — 37 G+A
23/24 — 56 G+A
24/25 — 55 G+A
25/26 — 68 G+A

That's incredible.

[RETURN THE SLAB!!! @WrldofReggie]

Everything from Stoney to F-1 trillion.

August 26...first listen didn't hit. I'll go back again

[𝚄𝚐𝚋𝚎𝚍𝚎𝚘𝚓𝚘. @Just_JONIER]

Did anyone have a Post Malone phase too?