Stephen Wright

[Stephen Wright @Wroggles]

@Moof Give Schwarz IT a whirl. The IT arm of the Lidl Kaufland empire.

[Stephen Wright @Wroggles]

@GuidoFawkes Why don't they just rewrite the rules to make sure the richest candidate wins?

[Catriona @OnaBooks]

@janeyellene Carrer Gran de Gràcia. Barcelona, 1909.

[Robert Smallshire @robsmallshire]

Regularly rotate your password by using the name of the current UK Prime Minister.

[Stephen Wright @Wroggles]

@MissHubnut Some kind of homebrew camper built out of an obscure mid 80s van. The only way to save face will be to paint it up like the Mystery Machine.

[Stephen Wright @Wroggles]

If this was Alton Towers you would be able to buy some kind of VIP pass #QueueE2

[Tom Rawle @trawle91]

I've got milk in the fridge that's seen two Prime Ministers, two Monarchs and two Chelsea managers

[Historygirl @janeyellene]

The Zeppelin Hindenburg flying over Manhattan in 1936

[Stephen Wright @Wroggles]

@HubNutVids Clothing, Germany. Mobile (Twitter app to YouTube app)

[Stephen Wright @Wroggles]

@bencc And probably starve / freeze to death quicker. Either way, I'm both pleased I have dual nationality and live somewhere saner and horrified at what is going on in one of my home countries.

[Stephen Wright @Wroggles]

@Herring1967 What's it to be? Strong and stable with Morphy Richards or chaos with Russell Hobbs?

[Stephen Wright @Wroggles]

@ladbible Party Time, Excellent

[Stephen Wright @Wroggles]

@80sAging I'm torn. Strong and stable one way, chaos the other. I just don't know which way is which

[Stephen Wright @Wroggles]

@80sAging This should have been the final. Foggs agent will be calling for Champions Ageing League style seeding to keep the fan favourites in the competition until the lucrative 2 legged semi final stages

[Stephen Wright @Wroggles]

@HubNutVids Fuego?

[Stephen Wright @Wroggles]

@80sAging Whoever draws the winner of this one in the next round can continue their moisturising regime in all safety. This is a true conference vs conference 1st round tie.

[Stephen Wright @Wroggles]

@VicFre2 @HubNutVids Looks like French post office to me.

[Stephen Wright @Wroggles]

Seems everyone wants low taxes except for the guy who's seen the books. Theres a lesson in that #ToryLeadershipContest

[Stephen Wright @Wroggles]

@fooflington It would be better if we just kept them in the locked room.