Paul Wright

I can smell the colour 9...

[Paul Wright @Wroighty]

@shayy_lior Take Crack

[Paul Wright @Wroighty]

I don't even know what's real anymore.....

Fingers crossed the Adidas Gazelles I've ordered aren't A.I when they turn up.

[Paul Wright @Wroighty]

What were these called before the metric system?

[Paul Wright @Wroighty]

Caterpillars in Turkey are really strange....

[Paul Wright @Wroighty]

@InternetH0F Wrist supports!

[Paul Wright @Wroighty]

@MentalHeadline What's next? A drive by fruiting?

[Paul Wright @Wroighty]

@AquilineDadey @anon_opin My suggestion was never taken seriously....

[Paul Wright @Wroighty]

Only 6 more sleeps untill we all start asking the same question....

What day does the feckin' bins go out?

[Paul Wright @Wroighty]

@gerrickmumford You ain't wrong pal, only last night I asked the kids to "PLEASE, fuck off and leave me alone!"

[Paul Wright @Wroighty]

Seriously? We're just about to stop wearing masks!

Going to need a mask and snorkel now! @SportsDirectUK swap out "do you want a bag?" for a "do you want a 2030 survival divers kit?"

[Paul Wright @Wroighty]

@gerrickmumford I love Vimto too....

[Paul Wright @Wroighty]

@man_savings Gazelles all the way!

[Paul Wright @Wroighty]

@man_savings

[Paul Wright @Wroighty]

What porn is this guy watching?

[Paul Wright @Wroighty]

@IL0VEthe80s Hall & Oates?

[Paul Wright @Wroighty]

Since the new FaceMask rule I'm now unable to gob in the urinal when I'm having a piss #annoying

[Paul Wright @Wroighty]

@IL0VEthe80s Jetzt Anders

[Paul Wright @Wroighty]

@MrJamesMay No!

Have you seen my key? No!
Fancy some lovin' tonight? No!
Can I borrow a fiver? No!

[Paul Wright @Wroighty]

How many has this Elephant had?

[Paul Wright @Wroighty]

@RetroRave2 @Ffs_OMG The 3 Stooges?