Ron Barker

The US media is fucking garbage. *trigger warning* If a tweet can trigger you GTFO

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It's not a gun, it's a clump of molecules.

I have an absolute right to choose one, with no apologies.

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@RobProvince @USPS My carrier swerved to miss a deer and wound up with the truck in a lake once. Some was lost forever, the rest unreadable.

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@ArieFriedman @davidharsanyi That costs 10k a year to gas up before you can even pull out of the drive.

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Holy shit. If these hiccups don't stop soon, I'm going to cut a hole in my stomach and let the air out.

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@Hella_Right Knock it off with the pretension. That's a trick for beer.

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I have the GD hiccups. Someone fuckin shoot me.

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I'm Napoleon. Cut me down to 5'3" and give me an awesome hat to wear. https://t.co/vFXCBRdC7M

[Chelsea Clinton @ChelseaClinton]

How is removing protections for transgender students & basically telling young people some of you are more valid & valued than others #MAGA? https://t.co/x70YoOaiQC

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@CounterMoonbat What does Venezuela think of Monaco?

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Sorry, but I haven't been able to take CPAC seriously since Ron Paul won his first straw poll. That dude is nuts.

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I told him I'd get back at him one day for his dog pooping on my lawn. https://t.co/4LELNqfeaT

[MisfitsPolitics @MisfitsPolitics]

Caption this:

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As Good As Dick Gets

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My Big Fat Greek Dick

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Bridgete Jones's Dick

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Dick Actually

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Four Dicks And A Funeral

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Not sure driving games are the best idea right now. Swapping Gran Turismo for Tiger Woods....ahhhh, that's better.

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I think Gran Turismo sounds like a good idea. Starting with 1 and working my way up.

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@alexdnz @Book_56 If they'd stick to the rusty trombone, they would'nt have to worry about that reproductive stuff.

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@kspetzman

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Soooo......anyone with the knowledge and resources want to figure out when the last time the word "overreach" was used in a headline?

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@WrongNowShutUp Longest I've gone for either since 2008.

I think I'll continue this self prescribed therapy.