Charlie Green

[Charlie Green @Wrongcharlieg]

@aliciaandrz Charles Dickens, notoriously blind to forms of oppression.

[Charlie Green @Wrongcharlieg]

@JoyceCarolOates /looks JCO right in the eyes. “Where are YOU going?! Where have YOU been?!”

[Charlie Green @Wrongcharlieg]

@PushDemsLeft He said show him one, not many.

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@mootsheep I want to read wherever the quote appeared, if you’ve got a link.

[Charlie Green @Wrongcharlieg]

@JoyceCarolOates John Milton: "Hmm, how can I appeal to contemporary readers? Not my contemporary readers, but the contemporary readers of 2025, a time with technology unimaginable to me?"

[Charlie Green @Wrongcharlieg]

@JoyceCarolOates The devious logic of Lolita is incredible. It begins with Humbert telling readers that murderers have a fancy prose style, then seducing more naive readers with his fancy prose style. It's a novel, at least in part, about how monsters like Humbert delude themselves and others.

[Charlie Green @Wrongcharlieg]

@PabloTorre It's a bigger trip that a Harvard graduate seems to care about other people. Zing!

[Charlie Green @Wrongcharlieg]

@thereisnojayjay https://t.co/5b2VYP0OUC

[silvia @badnands]

thank you to the nhl’s spanish broadcast announcers i will never call the oilers anything but los petroleros again

[Charlie Green @Wrongcharlieg]

@BrandyLJensen Don't forget the free housing!

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@MattP1Tommy Was this the worst TV direction of any sporting event this year?

[Charlie Green @Wrongcharlieg]

@MattP1Tommy Why is the TV direction so effing bad?!

[Charlie Green @Wrongcharlieg]

@dropkick_murray I want
to cross
you up

[Charlie Green @Wrongcharlieg]

@dropkick_murray He invented the eurostep.

[Charlie Green @Wrongcharlieg]

@DrAllyLouks It’s ol-FACT-ory, not ol-fact-or-Y.

[Charlie Green @Wrongcharlieg]

@Kofie Woke up looking for the broccoli. Found it.

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@abby4thepeople I have the last sentence tattooed on my arm.

[Charlie Green @Wrongcharlieg]

@mattearoach My voice has waffle fry--I'm indecisive.

[Charlie Green @Wrongcharlieg]

@DrAllyLouks Will you be serving Louks?

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@jeskeets Mas Telas