MA

If we are going to be damned. Let's be damned for what we really are. It's called fucking strategy.

[David Begnaud @DavidBegnaud]

Ralph Yarl, age 16, knocked on the wrong door in Missouri and was shot.

He went to the door at the wrong home to pick up his younger twin brother and that’s when he was shot, according to police.

CBS affiliate KCTV reports: “The correct address Yarl was attempting to go to was a block away. According to the victim’s Aunt, Faith Spoonmore, the homeowner opened his door and then opened fire on Yarl. The man, whose identity has not been released yet, allegedly took a second shot at Yarl, hitting him in the head again.”

According to KSHB TV: “Yarl was shot by a homeowner after mistakenly arriving at the wrong address — 1100 block of Northeast 115th Street instead of 1100 block of Northeast 115th Terrace.”

The shooting happened April 13th.

The shooter was held by police for 24 hours, pending investigation, but then released.

“I want everyone to know that I am listening,” Kansas City police chief Stacy Graves said at a news conference at Kansas City police headquarters downtown, “and I understand the concern we are receiving from the community.”

“Yarl is the utmost example of how you want a young man to carry himself in this world,” said one of the teen’s longtime teachers to the Kansas City Star. Meara Mitchell, a teacher of Yarl’s for several years, called his shooting “incomprehensible.” She described him Sunday as a “stellar human-being” with a “quiet fortitude.”

KCTV 5 adds: “Yarl is a section leader in his school’s marching band and is said to be a top-base clarinet player in the state of Missouri.”

[0xDesigner @0xDesigner]

Probably the best thing you'll see today.

In 2017, a group of developers hilariously competed for who could create worst volume control interface in the world.

The results 🧵

1/22

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

Introverts don't lack social skills, they're just not interested. They can talk the talk and walk the walk. They know how to entertain and impress and be the life of the party. But, trust me, they don't give a shit. A quiet room, cozy vibe, and their comfy bed. That's all.

[𝙋𝙖𝙢𝙢𝙮 ✨️ @_Pammy_DS_]

To avoid disappointment, take people exactly as they are, instead of romanticizing about who you want them to be.

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

They say you’ve changed.

Exactly.

You no longer tolerate dysfunction, and that’s not convenient for them.

[Emily May @emilykmay]

I feel like female contribution to the family can be summed up in the simple fact that mothers could absolutely never have a “secret second family.”

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

Once an introvert decides it's over, there's nothing you can say that can change their mind. They've done the science & math of all the possible outcomes. They've done the history & psychology of all your behaviors & patterns. Thought & contemplated. Sorry, but it's a no.

[Dave Rubin @RubinReport]

Does anyone find all this stuff a bit odd or am I a crazy conspiracy theorist?

[MA @Wrongler18]

I really want soup.

[Matthew Hahn @hahnscratch]

A man I lived with in prison overdosed on heroin. Using resources available to them, prisoners kept him alive with ice cubes and methamphetamine. A thread.

[sarah lugor! @sarahlugor]

this whole time i thought hooked up meant fucked??? so what is it then if not intercourse??

[MA @Wrongler18]

"Mexican men out here helping the birthrate"

[Jenni @hashjenni]

notice how we say “girl” when excited and “man” when disappointed

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

8AM before 7AM on
your work your day off

[Lee Camp [Redacted] @LeeCamp]

😱 The Pentagon recently failed their 5th-ever audit, meaning they've never successfully been audited. But within that failure, we learned some shocking new details — such as they can't account for over HALF of their assets.
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