Jim Doering, Author

3 Pushcart Prize noms. A QFP Best Short Fictions nom. Former Exec Ed of Blue Monday Review.

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"May have took it a bit too far"? It should be, "May have taken." USC might be vulnerable to a lawsuit if they gave you a degree, implying you're well educated. You are not, Sir.

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Cowboys star George Pickens deletes unreal Brittany Mahomes post before Chiefs game https://t.co/44PnHRnPSX

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@DougAMacgregor Don't you ever get tired of being stupid and wrong? Ukraine is closing in on starting their 4th year surviving Russia's 3 day war.

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@ScottJenningsKY @CNN Self justification is a powerful drug. The only reason Trump isn't wanting more debates is that he now understands how much he got railed by Kamala.

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@sexynehax @957thegame I'll take, Things That Will Never Happen for $500, Alex.

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@cheetah And two is also the number of rings that Mr. Jones already possesses. At least, until he has three. Good luck.

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@cheetah Reek, I'm grateful you were a Chief, but...
To, too, two,
To, too, two.
Live it, learn it, love it. You know. For when you end your career in a few years and have to deal with the rest of the world, too.

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@DigitalChaos215 @clownworld You have to be a productive member of society to understand that kind of stupidity. She is not.

[nick wright @getnickwright]

FIVE YEARS.

2 MVPS

2 SUPER BOWL MVPS

THE BEST START TO A CAREER WE’VE EVER SEEN.

PATRICK BLEEPING MAHOMES

[nick wright @getnickwright]

Complete list of players in NFL history with 2 league MVPs and 2 Super Bowl MVPs:

Tom Brady
Joe Montana
Patrick Mahomes

[nick wright @getnickwright]

FOLKS TRYING TO FIND EXCUSES OR BLAME THE OFFICIALS… I’M GOING TO GO AHEAD AND SAY THE EAGLES LOST BECAUSE PATRICK MAHOMES SCORED ON EVERY DRIVE OF THE SECOND HALF.

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@AndrewLaidlaw15 @rojo He's insurance in case one of the three gets dinged up, which is always highly possible in the NFL. He hopefully knows the playbook now. Maybe he's even been practicing catching passes. I hope so. That's been his weakness.

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@robreiner We survived two all-out wars with the British to obliterate us, a Civil War that literally pitted brother against brother, 2 World Wars, institutionalized racism and McCarthyism. I love your work, but grow a pair and stop trying to scare people.

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@MusikFiend @Paulr337 @NUTTYxPROFESSOR You can’t throw blindly for two reasons. First, where’s the defense? They can put someone right in the throwing lane. Second, it’s a timing play. Receivers often get knocked off or delayed in their routes or they fall down. Bottom line: Tua’s right. Tyreek seems to understand.

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@pati_marins64 @Militarylandnet Russian letters for RU (Russia)

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@JJRGriffiths @IAPonomarenko Announcing that means it's unlikely. Any time Russia says something voluntarily, assume it's a lie. Troops are in shambles. On the other hand, Ukraine is probably saying, "Come on, we've got something for you."

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@lceman_Kazansky @ixtdemon @HerbieTeope And yet, the Chiefs almost cut him and further, he'll be a healthy scratch for their first game. That puts him 4th in the pecking order. You can be ignorant, but at least be nice.

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@lceman_Kazansky @robert_king7 @ixtdemon @HerbieTeope Herbie got his info straight from the Chiefs. Bucs got rid of him, Chiefs barely kept him, but OK, let's hope he has a good season now that he's on the team.

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@lceman_Kazansky @ixtdemon @HerbieTeope Jones is lucky to make the team. Speculation by people in the know was that he was borderline and likely to be cut. Good thing he showed results in 1 preseason game, the last. I saw all of his preseason carries. 4th on the depth is right. Maybe he'll surprise us.