WryWordsmith

I have a Pepsi-Cola Captain America Shield. I will demolish you while cuffing my jeans.

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@PlayOverwatch rat

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@vhinfy Drinking Game: Take a shot for each state that declares a winner. Vodka for Democrat. Whiskey for Republican. Either you black out to wake up to the results or are too drunk to properly feel it

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@vhinfy Right in front of my Wendy's Dave Single with Ketchup and Mayonnaise

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@vhinfy

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@AcePlumberMan @bara_moe_bltch

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@Swavilo @HollywoodHandle Didn't Neve Campbell not return for Scream 6 because she did a similar thing asking for a higher paycheck and they didn't budge?

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@rahdron Here's a fact for you, I don't know if you knew this but according to the University of Succon, you can Succon my balls because I honestly could care less. The literal creator confirmed it. That's a fact. End of discussion.

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@rahdron Clarify to me why you decided to reply to a post 3 years after the argument died.

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@jaxlerSR @NestaniSR Last of Us looking a little different.

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Theoretically, what if someone were to assassinate every blimp at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade?
What if, theoretically, in minecraft, not in real life, that person was me?
#MacysParade #Thanksgiving2022 #thanksgivingmemes

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@deathmaster001 Really gonna talk smack and post an image where you're number 2? Damn

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My Goal for 2021:

Make videos at a consistent rate
Get more than 20 subs
Get a crown made of DVD copies of Scooby-Doo 2
Get World Record in SD2:MU (PC)

that is all.

-Wry

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Team Fortress 2. A staple of the internet and a staple in my steam library. A game, in which, I can play engie in 2fort and have a blast for hours on end with my friends.

The fact that this game is abandoned saddens me to this very day. Please Value #savetf2

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@NicholasJLevi This tells me 2 things:

1. Nicholas hates MCU Spider-Man
2. Nicholas hasn't enjoyed any of the MCU Spider-Man films

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@AcePlumberMan

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@MsBreeBaugh I'm starting College tomorrow so felt that. Wishing you luck!

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I would just like to say this beforehand: Thank you @riftsmp and this is not an April Fools Joke.

Anyways, I have been accepted into the #riftsmp and I'm excited to start my journey. I will be streaming at https://t.co/ulqxibxLrn possibly in a few minutes to start on the server!

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@riftsmp Those who wish to study may find the treacherous journey worthy of the knowledge they find within those walls.

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@riftsmp Cobwebs are aesthetically pleasing in my opinion.

Also, I'll make sure to keep that in mind👀

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@riftsmp Duly noted