Wyatt Sexton’s Wasted Days

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The new WSWD website is now up and fully functioning. Unlike our brains.

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The answer rhymes with Shmeef Shmofeola

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Who has the best football atmosphere in the ACC?

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@hurricanesmarsh They are actually assembled using spare parts from mostly old Denny’s waitresses and Alachua County Bus Stations,

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Glad to see they never did pave the parking lot. Makes it better for hair pullin and head punchin!

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All roads lead to Palace

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@brewmeone @NCAA FREE BOBBY(‘S WINS)!

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If anybody needs any last minute gift ideas for me, I’d like a giant shovel with which you may strike my skull with blunt force, and thereby hopefully erasing the memory of Chris Rix.

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@FSUFrank Das Gooooonies. Sloth. Love. Chunk.

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Stay off our Kool Aid, Auburn; you silly bitch.

[Norvell Central @CentralNorvell]

UPDATE: Auburn has been viewed as a team that is attempting to make one final push for FSU four-star DE commit Keldric Faulk from Highland Home, Alabama.

The Seminoles are expecting Faulk to visit this weekend if everything goes right with an upcoming in-home visit this week.

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@ahaf21 @TaReefKnockOut The GOAT!

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By now, the FSU Cowgirls are all married, have kids, and likely drive Volvo SUVs

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Don’t even think about it FSU marketing. Have you seen Tallahassee bus stops?

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@jarrett91574 Probably very accurate but I just want to make fun of them for now

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Hiring Willie Taggart and Charles Kelly to coach your football team is like hiring Casey Anthony to babysit your kids

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Texas A&M paid Jimbo Fisher $8,650,000 to win five games. That’s $1,730,000 per win.

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For all those exclaiming “Jordan Travis for Heisman” please see “Ponder for Heisman” and “EJ for Heisman.”

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@beingbecks78 Another reason why I’m happy that I don’t know how to read.

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***BREAKING NEWS***

Willie Taggart has announced he is changing the name of his offense from “Lethal Simplicity” to “Sacked to Death.”

Other names in the running: “Humiliating Pain” “Alarming Stupidity” and “Program Murder”

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Can’t wait to see Deion’s face next season when Willie Taggart calls a fake punt on first down in CU’s first offensive series of its home opener.

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Dear Deion Sanders:

Charles Kelly’s defensive playbook has a total of two plays: 1) “busted coverage”; and 2) “throw hands in air following Play 1).”

Sincerely,

FSU Fans

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@CaptainLosLos I too have a Nole heart on

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What’s the difference between a UM home game and the unemployment office?

There are people in line at the unemployment office and they actually had a job once