Nancy

Freeze all motor functions

[Moises @Mowgli420]

JAJAAJAJAJAJA si son así en los festejos JAJAJAJAJA

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

I genuinely love this nasty little man and his disgusting thoughts

[kale @softkale]

….bro

[𝖛𝖎𝖈𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖎𝖆 @lilburritogal]

smoke from the factory fire off union pacific in front of my house right now in boyle heights

i am so tired of environmental disaster after environmental disaster

[Andrew Kimmel @andrewkimmel]

Anyone know what’s happening in downtown LA? This is a HUGE fire

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Ari Aster's next film ‘SCAPEGOAT’ will reportedly follow a surgeon operating on a Jake Paul-inspired character who dies during surgery.

The surgeon then faces scrutiny from his wife and brother, reportedly inspired by Erika Kirk & Logan Paul.

(Source: https://t.co/zle947w8L3)

[☆ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏.+☆ @slimeano]

how it feels to say “jajajaja” in hispanic chats, “XDDDD” in polish chats, “KKKKKK” in portuguese chats, and “LMAOOO” in english-speaking chats

[Brandon Streussnig @BrndnStrssng]

Twitter's search function rocks because you can type in anything at all, and the results will not feature a single word you included in your search

[Euan| BLM @Euan_A_C]

I am genuinely shocked at how many people just casually use ChatGPT instead of just like… thinking

[໊ @user0000O0]

real footage of me alone with my thoughts

[Wopavelli @TheWopObama]

Taking a shit on the clock at work for so long that I come out and my boss is 20 years older like interstellar and I start crying

[Cora Harrington @CoraCHarrington]

Lot of Victoria’s Secret chatter on the app lately. This book about their history is excellent.

[josh @lee94josh]

wait why does this sound so good

[Michael @yosoymichael]

These 20-something Islanders asking for ChatGPT because they don’t know how to write love letters 😭 #LoveIslandUSA

[g! @thrillerjaafr]

in the closet stans wya

[- @lilmirrio]

sol tonight

[MECCA @iH8Meccavellii]

This season of love island feels like when ur younger cousins are telling u their heaux tales like girl that’s crazy why u do that but im entertained lmao