Wub.

👉🏽👌🏽

[Redd @ReddCinema]

Spider-Man (2002) 🎥

[ًً @stoyatel]

"Credit & debt are just numbers. Are you scared of numbers? I’m not"

[ًً @stoyatel]

just saw an absolute fucking chad on my timeline

[xbox 360 @xbawxbaws]

Joe rogan guest : yeah I didnt know weed was illegal in Mexico, I thought I was going to get out of jail that Monday, I ended up doing 8 years.
Joe Rogan: wow, that's crazy.. hey Jamie, look up what a year is and then what 8 of them are

[Kody @crogers_htown]

Watching Malcom and the Middle last night w/ my lil dude

Him “what’s a nympho”

Me “ummm. It’s a girl who likes a bunch of boys”

Him “what kind of like?”

Me “it’s like a girl is super boy-crazy. Has lots of boyfriends” 😔

Him “oh. Gotcha”

(2 minutes go by)

Me “bro. That was a lie. It’s a woman who is obsessed with having sex. Lots of sex. I can’t have you calling your sister’s friends or friend’s sisters a nympho cause you think it’s something else. It’s about sex man. You don’t know any nymphos right now”

Him “okay… (understandingly shakes head)”

[spergpartytime @spergpartytime]

Imagine being a trucker who’s been on the road for 50 hours straight and you stop to take a dump and see some twinky fag taking selfies in the mirror

[Dominic @UltraNick24]

Real tears in my eyes bro LMFAOOOOOO

[Dijami @IamDijami]

Explains why my grandparents said they walked to and from school, uphill, both ways in the snow, barefoot. 😭

[Forte😶‍🌫️ @Forte4r]

i warned a smoker about the detrimental effects of smoking on his lungs and he asked what the benefit of dying with healthy lungs would be

[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

My orange cat loves slapping his brother but he knows he's not allowed to. This is him fighting hard against the urge to do it

[Tiger @tigertwting]

who the hell recorded this

[Dimitri @thedimitri]

Thinking of this banger today

[Tiger @tigertwting]

i hate him so much