Wumi

God Abeg x99

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

I don’t think I’ll have money problem. I just hope I’ll be happy.

[🎐 @Hoteeee4141]

I later risk am, e add to the gbese wey dey ground

[odysseus skywalker.🅴🇵🇹 @ntmgfrvr]

i think the funniest part of this video was how he tried to sell the exhausted gimmick the moment he made sure the machete was in there.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

PLEASE before you offend people, prepare your mind for their choice of retaliation. You are not the only one who’s crazy.

[X @Xouy17]

I think very highly of myself, not out of ego..But because of growth. I know exactly what it took for me to become me.

[🤠 @love4odin]

this part kills me man, him dey pretend for here like say e don weak but him don already calculate him next move🤣🤣😭😭

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Privilege is such an interesting thing I often find myself thinking about. We do not ask for the life we have, and that is why I'm very mindful of it. You often find it a lot in my writing.

Last week, my cleaner told me on Monday(2 days ago) was her birthday. I asked her what age we are celebrating and she said 33. Epiphany hit me that my agemate is my cleaner. I wore a wry smile as I nodded my head and told her to remind me on Monday so she could get her gift.

I then went to my room to deal with the epiphany of privilege. In another universe, that could easily have been me.

[julia, u know ill nvr make a fool of ya @Nellythamenace]

You must be ceo at the made up monkey shit corporation

[odysseus skywalker.🅴🇵🇹 @ntmgfrvr]

an indian being racist to me would genuinely throw me into a ten minute laughing fit.😂😂😂

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

"Wait lemme call you back"
no allow me cut call o, na run i wan run so

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

e go wan resemble shade but relax i no send your papa

[Davido @davido]

ORIADÉ 👑

The kingdom expands. Featuring musical royalty from top to bottom.

Full album out this Friday! CD pre-orders available now. Which track are you most excited to hear first?

[coco ᥫ᭡ @Cocobby02]

Tomorrow I start my life long journey of being a woman of a few words.

[ily @luhyoumf]

idk man life is looking like a solo mission

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i need to sit by the ocean and disassociate for like three days.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i love the intimacy of having a good conversation with a stranger and not exchanging contact details.

[Wumi @Wuh_miee]

@Gothamwaffles @Lexyzdooo He’s not wrong 😔💔💔💔💔💔

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i hope teachers who wasted class time speaking about their real-life experiences have a good day today.

[Uzi @UziCryptoo]

$100k salary in 1999:

- House
- Two cars
- Kids in good schools
- Vacation every summer
- Wife stays home

$100k salary in 2026:

- Roommates

[Symoné B. Beez @SymoneBeez]

Get your PTO balance to 0 every year. Go negative if you have to 😂