Hatches O'Poulihan

Formerly Sony Toprano. Strong advocate of Frank Caliendo's vocal skills, Giant dinners, and the 18 horse from Schenectady

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@PFTCommenter Likely scenario he saw cool guy role model Justin Herbert pop a Denver edible and he unknowingly followed him

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Gotta think Hitler would’ve hit the breaks had he spent one single morning munching an everything bagel & swiping UMich hinge

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Purple? @qb1_brock Great bit. Do gay pride flag sky next #WeatherControl #ShanaTova

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🇺🇸 Floridian Residents are now reporting purple skies over Florida. Weird.

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SEC tailgate amid 2 world wars…just makes you feel good about yourself as an American. Who cares what’s going on over there. We have it figured it. It was always Football & Domestics.

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In shocking news, @KirbySmartUGA doesn’t follow Hatches? Maybe learn

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If you aren’t Peyton & DT, Brady & Gronk, or Romo & Dez, why would you ever call a Jump Ball in the end zone. Has to have the worst success rate of any play ever

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If you aren’t Peyton & DT, Brady & Gronk, or Romo & Dez, why would you ever call a Jump Ball in the end zone. Has to have the worst success rate of any play ever

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Bring back Nike foams

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@JeffNadu @Polymarket How much did you bet?

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Imagine traffic ending your bloodline holy shit

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There should be an expiration date on living in NYC for the sole purpose of preventing the sick & elderly of dying while stuck in traffic on their way to the ER

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If Dallas Goedert had 27 points in your fantasy league today you & your boys should maybe consider kool-aid Jonestown style #Handouts

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I am personally sponsoring Nick Sirianni’s one-way ticket to Gaza

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Nah, nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah, Hey Jude.

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@blackmamba1226 Jewish knockers tho

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Tell Sloan I said what up

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If you go to a laundromat you are a sub

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My Hinge & the Pats O. Doing absolutely nothing

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Last week Kips Bay sharps, @slizzystims, cleaned up with a 4-2 Sunday. This week, Hatches says…

Colts / bears u 43.5
Texans -2.5; u 45.5
Birds +2.5
Cards +3; u 51.5
Cowboys / Vens o 47.5

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Hatches says:
Bills +120
Saints +6.5
Niners -6.5
Jets / titans o 40.5
Colts -3.5
Giants / manders u 44.5

@bosstalk11 for THE CITY!

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I don’t understand how money worked before the printing press

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“Crazy how many people are just walking around the city during the middle of a workday”— I say to myself as I walk around without a job, baked, on a workday