Wurtweakle

As for the one who seeks, let him seek until he finds, when he find he will become agitated, when he becomes agitated he will be astounded

[Wurtweakle @Wurtweakleisbad]

Motor Mirth moon jump
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Jive+Grease Monkey moon jump
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[Wurtweakle @Wurtweakleisbad]

William Henry Harrison trending because of something Trump said about doing a speech on the 4th but most likely the reason Harrison died is because of D.Cs water supply being infected with shit, which might also have caused the deaths of Zachary Taylor and James K. Polk

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I cant belive I was so dumb that I had random religious videos playing in the background of my glitch discovery videos

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why did I act so fucking stupid in 2017-2021

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I do miss talking to chatter and sam and whoever. like I have had no friends or anyone to talk to for years. Literaly have just been working and doomscrolling twitter

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watching that new shift video on star has inspired me to clean up my youtube channel

very uncomfortable watch because he vaugely references some drama that happened after I stopped talking to chatter and the gang in like 2021, thankfully i'm blissfully unaware of the details lol

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watching that new shift video on star has inspired me to clean up my youtube channel

very uncomfortable watch because he vaugely references some drama that happened after I stopped talking to chatter and the gang in like 2021, thankfully i'm blissfully unaware of the details lol

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BREAKING NEWS:

Star has officially broken the BFBB Any% record.

fucking surreal

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the gop argument going into the midterms is just "we did nothing but you have no choice to vote for us because the other side is bad!"

[House Republicans @HouseGOP]

100 million dead.

That’s the verdict on Marxism. History already ran this experiment.

Never again.

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seeing conservatives cope and seethe over the rent freeze saying "the poor hecking wholesome chungus landlords are gonna get screwed over!" while simultaneously telling people with student debt "haha you agreed to debt slavery better pay it all back get fucked" pisses me off

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watching a half life 2 "glitchless" run and the guy fucking went OOB lol

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Was watching a random Trump executive order video on quantum computing and the woman said they computed something in 5 minutes that would've taken 7 septillion years normally

Brute Force TASing incoming?

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Trump and his negotiations in this conflict is like that scene in the emperors new groove where kuzco keeps ordering different shit every 2 seconds

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seems like they found a new way to kill shadow mario quickly

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how the fuck did the SMS record go down by over 2 minutes without any new strats

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crazy that shift might lose the battle record after 10 years

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another weird thing in mario 64 is that it doesnt actually save your life count which is annoying

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the wing cap red coins were fucking evil

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just beat Super Mario 64 for the first time

the game is more annoying than hard, just a very frustrating game, especially the stupid orb things that shoot fire

[Wurtweakle @Wurtweakleisbad]

just beat Super Mario 64 for the first time

the game is more annoying than hard, just a very frustrating game, especially the stupid orb things that shoot fire

[Wurtweakle @Wurtweakleisbad]

and they found a way to get that noki 4 blue coin hoverless

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they fucking skipped the F.L.U.D.D cutscene in SMS

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they fucking skipped the F.L.U.D.D cutscene in SMS

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guess I have to by a Switch 2 now

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uh...