Freya

interested in everything, committed to nothing…still

[Freya @Wuss_Puss]

my bucket list:
•learn how to function properly like a normal human being
•that’s it
•that’s all i’m asking for
•Pls

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

My Bank Account Me 24/7

[Freya @Wuss_Puss]

@NeckDeepUK San Diego, 2016 🤟🏼

[Freya @Wuss_Puss]

I specialize in dad bod pole dancing now

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Do I want iced coffee or do I want a reason to spend money and something to distract me from my perpetual state of burnout to get a daily dose of dopamine ™

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Me:

Me after seeing a skinny white boy who looks like he might have an iron deficiency

[Freya @Wuss_Puss]

pale, tired and sickly-looking from our iron deficiency and general exhaustion as a result of chronic lack of sleep: the victorians would’ve loved us

[Freya @Wuss_Puss]

@MileyDurbin @h0egenic @susie_duenas I'm dead lol

[Freya @Wuss_Puss]

@trishapaytas @YouTube I feel as though from what she was explaining is she is gender fluid, not trans.

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

I am a:
⚪️ male
⚪️ female
🔘 Sad millennial

Seeking:
⚪️ pumpkin spice lattes
⚪️ haunted houses
🔘 Vitamin D because I have Seasonal Depression

[Freya @Wuss_Puss]

They said going to college would make me successful, not suicidal

[Freya @Wuss_Puss]

Crazy lady at the bar stole my friend from me and now I'm sitting in the bar alone and I have social anxiety

[Satan @s8n]

If having tattoos means you go to Hell, then that means Hell is full of hot people with tattoos. So where do you really want to end up for eternity?

[Josh @iwearaonesie]

wife: We just ate, why are you making pancakes?
me: They’re for the dogs
wife: Why are you making pancakes for the dogs?
me: They don’t know how