♒Eridan Ampora♒

~im wworkin on findin a neww rivvalry wwhich'll make ours look like a kiddie game~

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[♒Eridan Ampora♒ @WwizardsNshit]

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★at this point all you need to knoww is its important to me★

°Eridan Ampora

°Canon Divergent

°18+ Themes

★and im doing it for us★

°[ #HSRP /↻ + ♡ / #MVRP]°
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[♒Eridan Ampora♒ @WwizardsNshit]

★: NOOOOOO I DON'T JAVE ANY DRAFTS ANYMORE I NEED TO AMASE SHIT POSTS

[♒Eridan Ampora♒ @WwizardsNshit]

★: "vore is no joke"

See this is why this verse is fun still the chaos

[♒Eridan Ampora♒ @WwizardsNshit]

there is no wway to prepare for wwhat wwe wwill havve in store

[♏️|ᴛᴏɴʏ sᴛʀɪᴅᴇʀ|♏️ @sarcasmExploit]

oh fuck yeah! the best duo is back in business! they ain't ready to see our epic return!

[♒Eridan Ampora♒ @WwizardsNshit]

its definitely a matchup you wwould not expect

[♒Eridan Ampora♒ @WwizardsNshit]

i am already scheemin, i am plottin right noww it is goin to be talked about for swweeps to come

[♏️|ᴛᴏɴʏ sᴛʀɪᴅᴇʀ|♏️ @sarcasmExploit]

oh yeah. definitely. we're gonna make 'em all look at what we're doin', and they're gonna be wishin' they were doin' it, too-! it's gonna be so sick, not even Dave could top it!

[♒Eridan Ampora♒ @WwizardsNshit]

wwe better get into some shit, im talkin the most rambunctious hair rasin head turnin "wwhat the hell is goin on" type shit do absolutely buck wwild wwith the shenanigans

[♏️|ᴛᴏɴʏ sᴛʀɪᴅᴇʀ|♏️ @sarcasmExploit]

fuckin'-

great, cuz i missed it, too. holy shit, i missed it here.

[♒Eridan Ampora♒ @WwizardsNshit]

bein gone wwas not entirely fun for me either i missed gettin up to shenanigans

[♏️|ᴛᴏɴʏ sᴛʀɪᴅᴇʀ|♏️ @sarcasmExploit]

well, i ain't ever leavin' again, dawg. i hated bein' gone, bro. felt like my soul was weepin'. 's real great bein' back.

[♒Eridan Ampora♒ @WwizardsNshit]

i made someone's day better my life is complete

[♒Eridan Ampora♒ @WwizardsNshit]

its been too long in my opinion!

i honestly feared wwe may nevver see eachother again

[♏️|ᴛᴏɴʏ sᴛʀɪᴅᴇʀ|♏️ @sarcasmExploit]

dawg, you have no idea how glad i am to see you again. holy shit, it's been too long!

[♒Eridan Ampora♒ @WwizardsNshit]

hello davve

[♒Eridan Ampora♒ @WwizardsNshit]

as i wwould havve expected im-

i wwas goin to be smug about it but i missed you too

[♏️|ᴛᴏɴʏ sᴛʀɪᴅᴇʀ|♏️ @sarcasmExploit]

oh my fuckin' god, i missed the SHIT outta you, bro-!

[♒Eridan Ampora♒ @WwizardsNshit]

tony???

[♏️|ᴛᴏɴʏ sᴛʀɪᴅᴇʀ|♏️ @sarcasmExploit]

Eridan-?

[♒Eridan Ampora♒ @WwizardsNshit]

★: anyways hey yall

I'm not dead even if it looks like it 99.9% of the time

[♒Eridan Ampora♒ @WwizardsNshit]

★: got jumpscared by a notification here dnbddjbf

[♒Eridan Ampora♒ @WwizardsNshit]

HOWW ARE YOU JUST NOWW SEEIN THAT

[♒Eridan Ampora♒ @WwizardsNshit]

awwake but at wwhat cost

[♒Eridan Ampora♒ @WwizardsNshit]

most things i tried wwere not to get people to leavve

im an expert at burnin bridges