Wario™

I quit carrying a pocket knife when I came to realize I could kill a bear with my barehands. Chewing Tobacco since 94' TKE Fraternity TΩ 282. Carleton. Biomed.

[CUPE 4600 @cupe4600]

@sinclair_mitch finish it, you'll feel so proud

[Wario™ @Wyatt5May]

Turning @cupe4600 into a drinking game was the best thing of my undergrad #twitterstrikewatch @Carleton_U #CUPE4600

[Buffalo Bandits @NLLBandits]

🚨 #2⃣0⃣ Nick Weiss!

5-goal game in the 4th, more than 8 to play

[Wario™ @Wyatt5May]

@coorslightca Smashing boob luges with banquets all day #BravetheGames

[Wario™ @Wyatt5May]

What kind of ball am I watching right now

[Chris Jones @cjones9316]

If they clear the bench one more time and somebody doesn't hit someone I'm going to be upset

[Roberto Alomar @Robbiealomar]

Yessssssss @BlueJays the best team in baseball .@JoeyBats19 !

[Ryan Bochert @Ryan_Bochert]

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Baseball Fam @ShtBallPlayrsDo]

The baseball gods are clearly not happy about something.

[Wario™ @Wyatt5May]

@barstoolsports @rileymain19

[Hunter Baker @hunterbaker5]

Hate to say it but it's absolutely the right call

[Wario™ @Wyatt5May]

Smell ya later Yanks #3.5

[Wario™ @Wyatt5May]

@CauseWereGuys @BransonSchell

[Wario™ @Wyatt5May]

@14Kilburn #justlookatmeeeee

[Wario™ @Wyatt5May]

Felt like such an alcoholic today as I waited in line for the beer store to open.. Good thing I was just taking empties back

[Wario™ @Wyatt5May]

@Amrit94 yo I had no idea that was you!! You get a colour and gender change?!

[Wario™ @Wyatt5May]

I just had my coffee paid for in the drive thru by the person in front of me #feelingblessed #thankyou

[Wario™ @Wyatt5May]

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[Wario™ @Wyatt5May]

@sbutter5 stokers tubs mmm gotta love tyendinaga

[Wario™ @Wyatt5May]

@14Kilburn https://t.co/4XCVDnn0MG

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Yeah, after being buried in the Arizona dirt wolves organization it's safe to say Vermette deserves this shit