The Human Cattle Prod

Will give post sex heely usage advice. Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome - Time Magazine Person of the Year 2006 - RIP Mullet 2012-2015

[The Human Cattle Prod @WyattESmidget]

I have two illegitimate kids in a small village in Ireland. Esmeralda is still longing for my return, but it’s so hard to go back and face all of that. You won’t understand until you’re in my shoes.

[The Human Cattle Prod @WyattESmidget]

Brooo 😂

[Baseball Quotes @BaseballQuotes1]

This is the official petition for someone to sign Albert Pujols.

The future first ballot Hall of Famer is only 21 home runs away from 700 and has the potential to get there this year.

Would love to see one of the best hitters of all time reach this iconic milestone

[The Human Cattle Prod @WyattESmidget]

@morg_alexx @alllyooooop I don’t remember but sounds up to par

[The Human Cattle Prod @WyattESmidget]

@TomofWiskyTrain *Old school runescape as entered the chat*

[The Human Cattle Prod @WyattESmidget]

@ConnerWherman @kyler416 I was there when it happened and I couldn’t agree more with this statement

[Tony X @soIoucity]

if the mlb lockout ends today ill give one person who RTs this 2 tickets to a MLB game of their choice this season.

[Jim Passon @PassonJim]

The Cardinals franchise has more postseason wins (134) than the Cubs have postseason games played (123)

[Baseball by BSmile @BSmile]

Bob Uecker tells Johnny Carson about the time that the #STLCards had to redo the team photo because he was holding hands with teammate Bob Gibson! (1971) #MLB #Baseball #Legends

[billiam @BillRatchet]

where do hospitals be storing all that titty meat after breast reduction surgeries cuz im tryna go dumpster diving

[The Human Cattle Prod @WyattESmidget]

@Gr8ful6ftr @baseballinpix I70 but yes

[The Human Cattle Prod @WyattESmidget]

Don’t even like Ruth really but that’s cool

[Baseball by BSmile @BSmile]

Fun Fact: Baseball legend Babe Ruth batted and threw left-handed, but he signed autographs right-handed! #MLB #Baseball #History

[The Human Cattle Prod @WyattESmidget]

@KingofJUCO Gotta give it up like this homie

[The Human Cattle Prod @WyattESmidget]

@MarcoPoco24 Whole list is atrocious lol

[The Human Cattle Prod @WyattESmidget]

@5kingtrill Seen a quote tweet that said this what happens when your parents are 18 and your grandma 32 lmao

[Ryan Holiday @RyanHoliday]

"It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men." - Frederick Douglass

[The Human Cattle Prod @WyattESmidget]

@TomofWiskyTrain Them boys put it all out there. A classic.

[The Human Cattle Prod @WyattESmidget]

This is the best weekend of football I’ve ever witnessed

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

JA MORANT 🤯

ONE OF THE MOST ATHLETIC BLOCKS YOU’LL EVER SEE.

[The Human Cattle Prod @WyattESmidget]

My making them in the first place