Wyatt Penis

I'm named after my dad's penis

Retarded guy on the internet. I like destiny 2 and music

[ヴァ銀杏 @knd_izp]

ちんこギンギンにした男4人(俺を含む)を寝かせてその上向きちんこを並べて11/11、ボッキーの日ってのをやろうと思ったんだけど1番左担当の友達のちんこが曲がりすぎてたのと俺のちんこが小さすぎて9.11と勘違いされてブチ切れたアメリカ人とムスリムに襲撃されて死んだ

[Wyatt Penis @WyattPenis]

@guitarmyy The idea that people who act like this are "free and full of joy" is absurd. Quirky chungus millenials are some of the most social-rule-obsessed, anxiety-ridden mfs of all time. They just act like retards like this bc its the only acceptable behavior/sense of humor left for them

[Wyatt Penis @WyattPenis]

@_seedneyy_ Good take late registration is goated

[Wyatt Penis @WyattPenis]

And ye meatriders will call it the greatest piece of media ever. Sorry you never outgrew being 14 bro

[boop @xboxbodywash]

This is the plot line of My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy

[Wyatt Penis @WyattPenis]

@_seedneyy_ he has better albums tbh. you wanna talk about amazing art on how he needs to be loved lets talk about "ye"

[Mags @rlycrossedup]

I think some people get REALLY into queer theory because their real life isn't all that queer

[blessed koala @_chunky_salsa]

in the midwest about 75% of your queer friends still have this humor and there’s nothing you can do about it

[Wyatt Penis @WyattPenis]

@camcam2455 The idea that julian casablancas is a boundary pushing artist in 2026 is pushed by other dudes of his category of washed up loser

[mara 🦎 @_starlitevening]

there r a surprising amount of ppl in the world with “i have to share infographics, fundraisers and calls for help on my instagram story every day to atone for the harm i have done by existing” trauma

[Vulgar Materialist (spooky) @AndroidNeera]

look at these "bits" dawg, Cum Town will be remembered as the Mona Lisa of podcasts

[Wyatt Penis @WyattPenis]

@witchyglee Your Glock gonna blow your pussy clean off

[j𝚬s ⛄️ @ijjingmyboIs]

Pinkpantheress done lost her damn mind

[Wyatt Penis @WyattPenis]

Total millennial death

[Wyatt Penis @WyattPenis]

This is what my grandchildren will experience when I’m in a dementia ward bc I rolled a blunt out of a Wendy’s bag and smoked out of cans in high school

[dolo @doloyeung]

Me: Dude, why do you have a portrait of Stavros Halkias and why are it eyes following my burger around the room?

Cumtown fan who smoked himself schizophrenic: gay and Chinese.. g-gay... *facial tick* GAY!!! ..and Chinese

Me(chuckling wistfully): It was a great podcast wasn't it

[pink!! 🔞 @maldspore]

it's insane that there's effectively a "woke" lolcow culture where people find a someone who is "cringe" and chomp at the bit for them to do something that goes against their morality (either small or egregious) so now they have a license to bully them. it's insidious

[Wyatt Penis @WyattPenis]

@mascgod To be fair, K-pop idols are more alike the average lesbian than the average man

[Wyatt Penis @WyattPenis]

@fambramb SCI FI IS ABOUT POTENTIAL SCIENCE WE COULD LEARN NOT ABOUT THROWING PUT BASIC ELEMENTARY KNOWLEDGE OF EXISTING SCIENCE

Star Wars has given people who don’t like sci-fi this idea that it’s just fantasy in space which is totally wrong