Wyatt Nelson

Hoods Up, Tools Out. Smyrna High. Amatuer Street racer. 1996 Accord

[Wyatt Nelson @WyattTheRedneck]

Whats Moby Dicks Dads Name?

Papa Boner

[OutKick Bets @OutKickBets]

This is the worst thing I’ve ever watched

[Wyatt Nelson @WyattTheRedneck]

Showers are rain simulators

[Wyatt Nelson @WyattTheRedneck]

Yall ever play the dangerous game of ordering a pizza before you hop in the shower?

[Wyatt Nelson @WyattTheRedneck]

Im bored as fuck

[Wyatt Nelson @WyattTheRedneck]

THEY LET ME SPLASH AROUND IN THE MUD PUDDLES AT WORK ALL DAY EVERY DAY #BESTJOBEVER

[Wyatt Nelson @WyattTheRedneck]

I dont even use this anymore

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

Life's too short to drink unsweet tea.

[Wyatt Nelson @WyattTheRedneck]

Ray-Ban sunglasses today's anniversary special event, only $ 21.99 per piece! Only one day.! https://t.co/53aJXcvtZ4

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

Sometimes all you need is a good friend and a full tank of gas.

[Wyatt Nelson @WyattTheRedneck]

Its the season of thick legs and easter eggs

[Wyatt Nelson @WyattTheRedneck]

I dont eat plants and this offends me, why are people eating my foods food https://t.co/5NzZizr1fN

[Chick-fil-A, Inc. @ChickfilA]

Hey Music City, we know how to make your next party really sing. Order a Garden Salad Tray from Chick-fil-A Catering.

[Wyatt Nelson @WyattTheRedneck]

Still got a twitter even tho i dont ever use it

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

I like to have at least 5 practice beers before my actual beer.

[Wyatt Nelson @WyattTheRedneck]

Ive never done anything really impressive

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

If my drinkin' bothers you...
1) I'm sorry.
2) It won't happen again.
3) 1 and 2 are lies.
4) Cracks another cold one*

[OutKick Bets @OutKickBets]

RT if your life has been positively impacted by sweet tea

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

Screw Valentines Day.
Let's just call it Drunk Day.

[Wyatt Nelson @WyattTheRedneck]

Motherfuckers out there gettin wrecked #SuperBowlLII

[SmyrnaTNPD @SmyrnaTNPD]

Road conditions update: primary roads are passable, however secondary roads are dangerously snow packed.