nathan

certified big shooter | 23

[Dean Norris @deanjnorris]

clean colon, couple tv shows trending and shit, pretty sure I'm just gonna stay home and masturbate all day

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

Why do we fall?
So we can learn to pick ourselves up.
Batman Begin

[chris oldman © @AlsikkanTV]

I don’t have anything to add to the covid conversation except this is my favorite image from the era

[🥓Bacon🥓 @Bacon_Incident]

BROTHER THEY TURNED ME INTO CLOUDS DUDE THEY'RE GONNA MAKE ME BRING RAIN TO AFRICA I DON'T WANT TO DO IT BROTHER HELP

[Frankie MacDonald @frankiemacd]

Just imagine if a car does 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999x999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999x999,999,999,999,999,999,999999,999,999⁹⁹ mph on autobahn in Germany

[stickydacat @stickydacat]

Too late, I've already depicted you as the raging bald man and me as the nonchalant earless pupy

[Maeve @lizziedossss]

when you drop generational brown and its a phantom wipe

[onyxx @ihyonyxx]

using a condom and still pulling out, call that 2 factor authentication

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

stray dogs are like “I know a spot” and it’s heaven

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

Now THIS is a treatler

[Pookie @PookiePiece]

UNREAL