A lady tried to attack another woman and got stomped out so bad she might never swing on anybody again. Never seen someone get stomped out in Crocs like that.
Client: "We aren't paying this invoice. Your design broke our entire registration system and wiped customer data."
Me: "I delivered the UI mockups three weeks ago. Your developer signed off before integration."
Client: "Our Senior Tech Lead says your custom code is full of vulnerabilities. Invoice denied."
Me: "I'm a UI designer. I don't write backend code."
I opened the deployment logs from launch night.
Me: "Look at line 412."
The client leaned over the desk, frowning...