LarryWylie

Faster than maist

[LarryWylie @WylieLarry]

@Gradderz_78 nae boather. Ye kin staun me a pint et the Bruce Willis Appreciation Society.

[LarryWylie @WylieLarry]

@Gradderz_78 Aye. Ply it wae drink oar drugs. Oar baith #larrysromantictips

[LarryWylie @WylieLarry]

@wylie458 Naw. Ah've nae weans. Well fur official purposes ie the csa.

[LarryWylie @WylieLarry]

@wylie458 ur ye a cousin ay mine? Ah think ah mind ye fae Saughton.

[LarryWylie @WylieLarry]

@Boab_Coyle @Gradderz_78 Wull ye mek us a coarned beef sanny fur eftir? If so git the auld cunts cunt lubed up n ah'll be alang presently

[LarryWylie @WylieLarry]

@Gradderz_78 @Boab_Coyle @TheAntiChinoGuy Ah'm a business man. Ah dinnae jump in tae ony deal withoot negotiatin. But the baws need emptied

[LarryWylie @WylieLarry]

@JuiceTerryL @FelineFunky Ye goat hur mobby? Ah could be up fur thon. Mibbees best waitin fur hur holes tae shrink eftir thon coke ay yours

[LarryWylie @WylieLarry]

@FelineFunky Baws. Ten minutes wae Larry here wid huv hur back fae dinin et the Y. A wee bit T Rex n Hoat Love, kebab n super strength lager

[LarryWylie @WylieLarry]

@JuiceTerryL @FelineFunky Wis it a dirty cunt likes? Luks the type tae want a guid poundin ay her hingin ham

[LarryWylie @WylieLarry]

@FelineFunky Ah bet her hauns gaun like a hummin birds wings every nicht!

[LarryWylie @WylieLarry]

@Boab_Coyle @TheAntiChinoGuy Dis that ten bar include free connection tae yer electricity?

[LarryWylie @WylieLarry]

@andsum9 Ah've bin cawed worse. Yasually by some wee hairy thit ah've turfed oot ma scratcher#ahdinnaedaepostcoital

[LarryWylie @WylieLarry]

@TheAntiChinoGuy @WelshIrvine @Boab_Coyle @BlindHunt aye, they cunts widnae be content wae the missionary poseetion#descendedfaegermans

[LarryWylie @WylieLarry]

@JoeRGradwell it wisnae the ring oan her finger ah wis coancerned aboot. Nae gam, ma helmet wis rank fae the aforementioned ring.

[LarryWylie @WylieLarry]

@Gradderz_78 @JoeRGradwell @FelineFunky ah say Clint, especially as Gunny Highway in Hertbrek Ridge. The radge wae the blade tried n failt.

[LarryWylie @WylieLarry]

@JoeRGradwell a gentleman should keep tight lipped aboot affairs ay the hert

[LarryWylie @WylieLarry]

@kissmyshades gies a shout eftir ye next git yer giro#pairty

[LarryWylie @WylieLarry]

@kissmyshades ye oan a decent wage yersel hen? Ma doors aye open tae a wuman ay means!

[LarryWylie @WylieLarry]

@Gradderz_78 And some mate, and some! No gaun tae gie us a fight scenario?

[LarryWylie @WylieLarry]

@kissmyshades correct, she's even goat a job!