Janis Linares

[Janis Linares @Wynellra65]

All you have to do is stand still and look stupid

[Janis Linares @Wynellra65]

If a 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

[Janis Linares @Wynellra65]

No life ever grows great until it is focused, dedicated and disciplined.

[Janis Linares @Wynellra65]

I've been hurt but I'll continue to love, for that gives me courage to go on with my life.

[Janis Linares @Wynellra65]

Keep looking my way. My head is held high. You wanna bring me down? I dare you to try.

[Janis Linares @Wynellra65]

I see when men love women they give but a little of their lives, but women, when they love, give everything.

[Janis Linares @Wynellra65]

I shaved my commute time in half by changing my car's horn to sound like gunfire

[Janis Linares @Wynellra65]

Friendship is like a bank account. You can't continue to draw on it without making deposits.

[Janis Linares @Wynellra65]

The world wasn't formed in a day, and neither were we

[Janis Linares @Wynellra65]

If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?

[Janis Linares @Wynellra65]

For everyone of us that succeeds, it's because there's somebody there to show you the way out

[Janis Linares @Wynellra65]

PickUpLine: Do you mind if I end this sentence in a proposition?

[Janis Linares @Wynellra65]

PickUpLine: Would you like to screw?

[Janis Linares @Wynellra65]

We can make portion sizes smaller and emphasize quality over quantity

[Janis Linares @Wynellra65]

Pickup Line: Is your dad a police officer, if so i'll be visiting you a lot

[Janis Linares @Wynellra65]

Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths pure theatre

[Janis Linares @Wynellra65]

Here's to the groom with bride so fair, And here's to the bride with groom so rare!

[Janis Linares @Wynellra65]

I've always believed that if you put in the work, the results will come

[Janis Linares @Wynellra65]

So women are at the beginning of building a language, and not all women are conscious of it

[Janis Linares @Wynellra65]

The road of life can only reveal itself as it is traveled; each turn in the road reveals a surprise. Man's future is hidden.