Paul Wynkoop

Haverford College 2020

[chimera @chimeraxmachina]

Wild how the Epstein files led to absolutely nothing. A massive, state-connected child trafficking ring turned into a few weeks of political theater until people's eagerness to do something evaporated. A consequence of US politics revolving around two parties who are complicit.

[francis wolf @francis__wolf]

white people don’t say “hobby” anymore. they say “i’m low key autistic and this is my current special interest and hyperfixation”

[breezeh @briscoepark]

this photo is actually insane

[sona @swiftlydunphy]

i just dont think every company needs a quirky social media account

[zade @tyl0saur]

when people try to both sides israel it’s like do yall not know the settlers will literally hunt people for sport and then take their belongings and property

[Charly Wargnier @DataChaz]

life before this tweet:

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

MAGA 2021: “Don’t tell me to wear a mask.” “Don’t force a vaccine.” “Don’t tell me to stay home.”

MAGA 2026: “Just follow orders.” “Have your papers ready.” “Comply. Don’t die.”

[Comrade Izzy ☭🦍🟥⬛️🟩 @ComradeIzzy]

"The body essentially treats the return to work as a physical threat"

[More Luigis Needed @LisaA311]

Conservatives: If you stand in front of a car it should be allowed to run you over

Also conservatives: If an unidentified agent of the state stands in front of your car, he should be allowed to shoot you to death

[Wheeljack @SJWheeljack]

genuinely cannot believe that the Diarrhea Forever meme turned out to be completely literal. this political era simply cannot be parodied or satirized. the stupidest thing you can think of can and will happen.

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

It took Kamala Harris losing an entire election and watching three primaries go anti-genocide before she’d even get on the phone with Mamdani or meet with pro-Palestinian activists. Yet it took Lindsey Graham zero effort to get a heartfelt eulogy out of her. That’s who she is.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Elections have consequences

[raw روان✨ @raweezzyy]

Lindsey Graham got on national television and said “we’re killing the right kind of people” after 168 Iranian school girls were bombed. May my heart continue to stay despicably cruel, heartless and abusive to those who celebrate the deaths of children 🙏🏼

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i cannot think of a more perfectly distilled example of why so many survivors of sexual assault don’t come forward

[Clarence Thomas the Tank Engine @TheRealJChubby]

At a certain point you have to recognize that your government is at war with you.

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Americans realizing they're starting the Cuba war to distract from the Iran war disaster which was a distraction from the Epstein files disaster

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing an essay, writing a eulogy, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing for 5,000 years.

[SONAR EVENT @sonarevent_]

Patient zeros when they see an airport

[David AttenBruh @AlHendiify]

No one is more sociable than a mid class american with a highly infectious disease

[erin @maizie_star]

reading that they put all the sick people from that cruise ship on planes and sent them everywhere in the world was like, oh yeah. of course they did