Wōden biþ cyning

Anglo-Saxon Pagan. Wōden is king.

[Wōden biþ cyning @Wyrdfyr]

@HarryLotusEater Hoping it displeases the pantheon

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@chapofwessex Why are you tripping about big cocks?

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@Tom_Rowsell @zarathepirate 5 minutes if you're telling a story, a short 1 minute follow up is acceptable

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@chapofwessex I logged on because I hoped tonight would be the night

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@Tom_Rowsell One of my sons recently published (in house) his first book. Its about how to be a woryer (warrior) and details that one should be strong and take up arms.

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@chapofwessex @AlfredMacBrutus She gets off my case for a few hours when she sleeps

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@chapofwessex Missed this but please have another now on my behalf

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@Tom_Rowsell @TheTacticalBrit The thunderer is listening

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@realDongolas Usually I put quote marks around the word "ethics"

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My car has been stolen from, unethical revenge ideas welcome.

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Beorhte scīneþ dæges cēne ēage.
Hāl wes þū, mihtig sunna!

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@chapofwessex Is that your shadow?

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@chapofwessex Fund a lobby group aimed at increasing the tax rates of single women

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@chapofwessex You're just waiting till you can post "At pub."

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@Canuckabroad444 @Tom_Rowsell @reddit_lies Based, government isn't simping to the American way of life. Maybe I judged them too harshly.

[Wōden biþ cyning @Wyrdfyr]

@Tom_Rowsell @Daveyeahhh Amerislop

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@Canuckabroad444 @Tom_Rowsell @reddit_lies Nothing then, half than what they expected, 10 times lower at least than pneumonia. Meh.

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@Canuckabroad444 @Tom_Rowsell @reddit_lies Who's dying of heat stroke? Just drink water and look after your skin (which by the way is also easier when the air isn't ridiculously dry)

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@chapofwessex @Tom_Rowsell If they're that bothered they can buy a miniature version turned into a pencil sharpener from the gift shop.

[Mr B @laziolabubu]

Keir Starmer taking his anger out on the weather machine this afternoon