Wyrding Technologies

Everything is Science Fiction, until you flip the switch.
Wyrd-Monger: "Forger of Destinies"
Reverse-Engineering Sci-Fi since 1972.
Freelancer
(Under contract)

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Back in the lab, with my "Inspiration Overthruster".

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@libsoftiktok

[Funny Degenerate @realfunnydegen]

This cameraman deserves a massive fucking raise

[Tuor Eladar @AgitpropMaster]

don't blink

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@OneArmedBoh SPOILERS!!!

I need another 3 years to get the "Shock-And-Awe-Troupers" outfitted.

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@uncledoomer I made those as a kid on the west coast.

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@zahrafatma1278 "Only"?
There we have a problem.
If she's not a functional partner, able to maintain a household while I supply it, she's replaceable.
I can get a surrogate.
A wife needs to be more.

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@janninereid1

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@uncledoomer I prefer to lease to private security groups guarding South African projects.
(The key is to over-insure.)

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@DefiantLs He really doesn't it see it, does he?
Capitalism builds.
Socialism drains.

He's blaming freedom for government chains.

[Anisoptera @nisoptera]

European countries will move very quickly from “Please leave” to “We’re not asking anymore”, to eventually the complete removal of even the option to flee.

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@TheMekon_Venus The armor construction on the ends is best for combat, but the helm of the middle one is Freakin' Nightmare Fuel!!!

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@OGCrimsonJester @EdMarkey @Rhinohelix Damn!
So close!
I almost have it!
Brits use it to say cigarette...

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@vamp1bella Rashers.

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@usuallypregnant No.
Next question.

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@OGCrimsonJester @EdMarkey @Rhinohelix I thought we had another word for "a useless bundle of sticks only for burning"?

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@BrianAtlas If she isn't rubbing up against me at first sight, she's not dedicated. Her friend is cute, so no problem.

TLDR:
You can't negotiate attraction.
She either has it or she doesn't.

[Johnny Midnight ⚡️ @its_The_Dr]

People trying to get into America so they can have their Babies and Get a Free Ride off our Government!

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@GeoffWacker Thanks for the roadmap.
With this as a guide, I can disable each and every one of them with a counteracting technology.

I never release a weapon with the armor to stop it.
I never release an armor with a weapon to pierce it.

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@BarbarianDisco @DamndestBastard Noice!!!

My company started with the phrase, "You wanna hear something really weird?"
I said it so often, the name stuck.