Kristen Dickison

Maine🌸☀️🍂❄️|Pet Mom🐱🦎🐠|Shark Lady🦈|She/her👱🏽‍♀️

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Proclamations like this are why women prefer the dark and twisty characters. 🤤 @TheRingsofPower

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@sh31styjawn @skdewitt14

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I just bought dog toys for the dog I don’t have yet because they were too cute to pass up. Whoops

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We put an offer in on a house and honestly I want to vomit. 😤

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I’ve been singing ABBA songs for a week straight so now Daniel is watching Mamma Mia with me. Bless him.

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Every day my neighbor yells and bangs on the window to scare away the squirrels when they are on her bird feeder.

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@skdewitt14 stood me up today…it’s a good thing I like here and understand sleep is life. 🙃

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@DustinEwer I work till 4:30 so any time after that is fine

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Have to say that the new Batman movie is my favorite yet.

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Glad I bought baby monitors so I could watch my cats while I’m away. #getoffthecounterplease

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Things that happened today:
1. I held a monkey.
2. I got my picture taken with a monkey.
3. I got pooped on by a monkey.
🐒

[Kristen Dickison @X10Dickison]

My favorite thing to do when I’m feeling really depressed is to get something pierced. That being said, I just added # 19 and 20 today.

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In my personal opinion, the only thing wrong with Ryan Reynolds is that he likes and owns a gin company. I guess no one really is perfect. 😏

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Is it too early to eat a can of chicken noodle soup?

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I’m no longer the youngest person in my department and I don’t know if that makes me happy or sad. #overthehill

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Daniel got me diamond earrings yesterday. He said he wants to get me some to wear in the other holes in my ears because I always complain about the cheap ones turning them green. ❤️💎

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Happy Thanksgiving! Let’s go introduce you to your grandmother that you’ve never met.

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In-law update: I’ve decided we’re not going to call them anymore because every time we do something bad has happened. Talked with them last night and they were on their way to the emergency vet because one of their horses broke it’s bottom jaw. 😭

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Everyone is getting an electric chair lift for their stairs, blood thinners, and bubble wrap for Christmas.

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Just got off the phone with my in-laws… “give us a call when you can, nothing urgent.” My mother inlaw fell down the stars, split her forehead open needing 13+ stitches and got a concussion. Nothing urgent.

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A month ago we called and they were in the ER because my father inlaw had a heart attack but didn’t tell us. We just happened to call by chance.