vibrator tucked into your underwear so you‘re forced to leak all day long and come home soaked and overstimulated before they even get their hands onto you <3
Having unholy thoughts about the guy a couple seats down from me at the bar 😵💫 Tattoos and actually has his nails painted black. Big thing in this area
fun facts about me :)
꩜ ive had 13+ jobs, the longest being selling cars for 3 years
꩜ did pageants for nearly 15yrs
꩜ had eye muscle surgery twice, w visible scarring on my eyes
꩜ there’s also a freckle inside of my eye!!
꩜ septum used to be pierced & had rlly small gauges
꩜ never been to a legitimate concert
꩜ voted ‘most likely to become a comedian’ in high school
꩜ only been in one relationship, for 10yrs, and we were engaged for the last 3
꩜ then i slept with 10 people in one month after we broke up, and 2 came from sleeping with a couple lmao