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Bahamian nigga , we was pirates and shit.

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

Women be trying to mold you into the perfect idiot

[Bambulu 2.0 @BambuluMen]

The last woman of a player is a winner

The last man of a whore is the loser

It is what it is.

[𝙆-$ @XCVII242]

Bird

[Folly👄 @wtffolly_]

This guy periodically checks in to see if I’m still in a relationship 😂😂

[𝙆-$ @XCVII242]

Break , hungry and angry. Terrible combo

[Chung 😈 @Chung242]

This gyal unfollow me cause I ignored her DMs asking me to buy her lunch while she was simultaneously tweeting about her boyfriend…

They funny bey…

[𝙆-$ @XCVII242]

The sun is so hot im SURE I can powder coat something and bake to cure with the sun.

[BIG HYCE @thehyce]

do not marry a woman who does not know how to be bored!

[𝙆-$ @XCVII242]

Mentally im on P I Bridge and im ready to jump . Why shit got expensive when it became my turn to make money

[Ms.August 🥂 @imtaitianaj]

Let’s vent, what’s bothering you?

[Chung 😈 @Chung242]

I be working so much and so hard that I make myself sick (literally) yet, because of this economy. I’m really just one emergency away from being broke.

[Kid Chaos. #Discipline Sucka Free. @KidChaosMIA]

I was talkin to a girl for a few weeks one time n when I went to pick her up for the first date, we got like ten minutes up the road n she said sumn like “ion know if i feel like being out fr”. I replied “i feel you” n immediately took her back home n spent the rest of the night getting “you’re sensitive” n “I ain’t mean it like that” texts. Idc. All I gotta do is sniff I’m more into you than you are fw me n it’s clipped. Yall niggas are just desperate n have no dignity. Ida left expeditiously

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

BROOOOOO...

[☔ @Whotfismick]

UNPOPULAR OPINION: Someone’s free time is NOT their availability

[Rare @stfuayen]

Mix my shit this ain’t Italy

[MANIC 😕 @YaYaMANIC]

Try being a grown man with no money and see how the world treats you.

Cant blame men at all.

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

I don't care how hard life gets, don’t tell a woman what you’ve been through.

[Rob. @Robfrfr]

You be thinking you and a shorty about to make it to the finish line then her weird gene activates

[𝙆-$ @XCVII242]

I love being a tradesman

[The Queen of England 👸🏾 @aworldtraveler2]

When I spoke to someone at a local bank about getting a mortgage they told me I need 40k minimum saved to cover the down payment and legal fees on a ~$400k purchase. I asked them which <40yo they know with 40k savings. They told me to talk to my MP 🤷🏽‍♀️

[𝙆-$ @XCVII242]

Just burst someone with my wendys combo for doing fuck otr.

[Evel Knievel 🦅 @SelfCenteredJae]

Looking out for ppl

[𝙆-$ @XCVII242]

Ise get treat like coconut biscuit till I do the thing