Dactor123

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I lead @MotionlessWorks

[Dactor123 @XDactor123]

When I grow up, I want to be 35.

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@Vuysless @pbjms I neither did. DAY OF HAPPINESS AND BIRTH @pbjms! 😛

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@Vuysless Ohhh. I get it now

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I was away from my flat for a week and there's a bunch of fruit flies in here now. I've constructed 3 fruit fly traps around my flat. It's been 3 hours, my flat stinks of vinegar and I've only caught 1 fruit fly. I could have done a better job by clapping them to death.

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The livestream I am watching of the world cup keeps freezing at the most frustrating moments. I'm living in a broadband advert.

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@pbjms "She's such a well-read child! I knew we picked the right elementary school!"

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I can't quite believe this is actually an article https://t.co/lwEYiR0ySW https://t.co/N7buPp0bMI

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I might have bet on Columbia. I thought they were safe. Now I'm the one with egg in my face. Unintentionally unpatriotic egg.

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@Vuysless Television. Usually television. The BBC do television

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@Vuysless On behalf of everyone: hello

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Fact: This is a fact.

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@Vuysless I get daily notifications reading "In case you missed Vuys' tweet" highlighting one of your tweets from the day before. It's usually just the word "help" or "fuck"

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Addicted to Fortnite. Need rehab.

[Drew Gooden @drewisgooden]

I've watched this part 100 times and I'm still not entirely sure how I knocked over the cup. @codyko @dannygonzalez https://t.co/9iQBSaSCK9

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@Vuysless “I use shut my eyes” - I think i must have been drunk when I tweeted that

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@Vuysless no because im not dumb and i use shut my eyes and block my ears and shout “lalalalala! im not listening!” when ads play

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Grandma, your bizarre questioning lead me to accidentally write the words MILK THE DOG as hashtags in my previous tweet. I hope you’re happy, Grandma. Also, I didn’t know Tom Hanks had an Etsy. This is besides the point. Where’s my damn milk? Ignore this if you’re not my grandma

[Dactor123 @XDactor123]

Grandma, you left the door open and now the dog has escaped. Please bring back milk and a new dog. Also, in response to your previous question, I believe the initialism of “Tom Hanks Etsy” would be “THE”, why do you ask? #MILK #THE #DOG Ignore this if you’re not my grandma.

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Don’t give me that sass, Grandma. Also, I don’t think Shakira was referring to her most recent X-ray results when she sang “My hips don’t lie.” Just go get the damn milk. - Please ignore this tweet if you’re not my damn grandma.