Rodney Varney

[Rodney Varney @XFRodney]

@BurgerKing I'd rather there be an RN at BK.

Praise Cthulhu, you're never that far away from a @Wendys.

[Rodney Varney @XFRodney]

@adampacitti @AdamTheBlampied @JackTheJobber @WhatCulturePW

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@realDonaldTrump

Oh shit! I got some POOTUS on my shirt! Thank Cthulhu it isn't #Covfefe.

[Rodney Varney @XFRodney]

@BurgerKing Right after I tell them about the time I tried @Pepto, probably. BTW ever notice @Pepto kind of looks like a bubblegum Frosty from @Wendys ?

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@thedicetower Can you pick me up a Hufflepuff shirt from the gift shop? I'll pay you for it, or course.

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@realDonaldTrump Gotta spend money to make money. Hey, you can use that one, Donald. I just made that one up.

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Latenight @buddhaboard on the train gets metal AF! Miss you Lemmy. @TripleH @myMotorhead
#MahjongSlaughterhouse FTW

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@BurgerKing Alright, folks. Our work here is done. They're now trolling themselves. Maybe @Wendys has a Frosty emoji you can use.

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@Amtrak Pushed the button 30 mins ago. Now dining car closed. Tell the crew the guy in the chair at the bottom of the stairs says nevermind.

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@BurgerKing Don't worry. @Wendys has a big parking lot.

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@iamatwin I figured Clark Kent has his glasses and, you had your 95YNF shirt.

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@iamatwin M-O-O-N, that spells stoopid.

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@iamatwin iamatwin ? WHAT?!? I thought Linda was just your alter ego.

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@XavierWoodsPhD @WWE

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@BurgerKing Considering you're never that far from @Wendys its not that hard to believe

#MahjongSlaughterhouse

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1 Cthulians 13:13

And now these three remain: peace, gaming and love. But the greatest of these is gaming.

@XavierWoodsPhD @UpUpDwnDwn

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It's not technically littering if I left this, right? Wouldn't want to get in trouble. @realDonaldTrump

#resist #NastyWoman #SecretCervix

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@AdamTheBlampied Does RAW have the same creative team as Smackdown Live? If so, I fear for @WWENetwork

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@DBJWrestlingPC @RossOnRasslin 'Murica! Get it alt-right!