I am younger than my elders
yet older than my youngers
I am as tall as I am small
I am nether fat nor thin,
I am wiser than most
Not as wise as a old owl
I have cities, but not houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have coasts, but no sand. What am I
Two fathers and two sons are coming from fishing. Yet when they arrive home, only three are left. How is that possible?
Eggstra punny
Why did the celebrity egg start losing her friends? They called her a shell-out.
How do monsters like their eggs? Terri-fried
What is an egg’s least favorite day of the week? Fry-day!
Who tells the best egg jokes? Comedi-hens
Some funny randoms
Is your bottom jealous of the amount of crap that comes out of your mouth?
A horse walks into a bar one day.
The bartender says, “Hey.”
The horse says, “You read my mind!”
Zebras are just horses that escaped from prison.
What do racehorses eat?
Fast food.