Bag Man

Future Pediatric Cardiothoracic Surgeon, 4x Beer Die Champ, All-Time Bad Takes

[ATP @ATP_RAP]

Kid Cudi and Twista have both recently cancelled events on September 4th…

- Ye’s 2nd Chicago concert is also on September 4th 👀🚨

[toxic king @toxicking]

I’ll trust 4 bald tires in the rain going 125mph before I trust another bitch again

[zach @swe_zach]

Talking about buying a house together with my situationship

[pestopete @thnoobert]

Bros having a case of the mondays

[josh @joshypooper]

opening up to a girl is like going into the future and killing yourself

[orlando brown jr. enthusiast (vince) @qsmartreviewer]

I ain’t never seen Karma work in real time like this holy shit 😭😭

[SMB Attorney @SMB_Attorney]

Pablo Pledgescobar

This dude was a Dean’s List accounting major at Penn State who kept a blog talking about his “passion for numbers and financial storytelling” and how he wanted to be at the forefront of the financial landscape.

He also cut his frat brothers’ hair on the side for extra cash.

Meanwhile he’s allegedly the top of the entire cocaine chain for the campus, running kilos out of Sigma Chi and Delta Upsilon houses, making regular supply runs to Philly and New York, and using actual pledges to cut and bag the product as their official “indoctrination.”

There’s even a photo from one of the deals where pledges are helping package 500 grams he just sold for $18k. Later deals hit full kilos.

He kept selling after he graduated.

Unreal.

[Bag Man @XGonGiveeItToYa]

Just like my father I’ll die all alone

[tv dinner guy (TVDG) @ITweetDinners]

If universal is hiring hot latinas to act like they’re obsessed with me I will deadass be there every single fucking night

[thoughts to myself @jomadafacka]

Put $20 into my Roth IRA instead of ordering on DoorDash

[Bag Man @XGonGiveeItToYa]

@petertheilll I hope u crack twin

[Rick “Old Money” Cannons @RickTossedSalad]

You can’t come out in a zone if you’re not willing to concede the 3ball #green

[TMZ @TMZ]

Brad Pitt says he's drinking alcohol again after seven years sober.

Read more: https://t.co/CKU8drIBdM

[lememe_james @LememeJames]

She is going to love it ❤️

[9ine* @famizdaveee]

if i like her she only gets 25 chances to act right #flexibleprogram

[Hollywood Deals @LocalDingus]

heading to late night hoops after a harshly self-reflective evening therapy session

[Bag Man @XGonGiveeItToYa]

@spectre0799 SoundCloud now